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(136 replies, posted in General)

was it as good an ending as Charlton Heston on the beach yelling "You maniacs! You really did it! God damn you! God damn you all to Hell!"

cause that's tied with Verbal Kint walking normally and getting into a car driven by "kobayashi"

13,127

(72 replies, posted in Politics)

Buckminister Fuller already did one

13,128

(101 replies, posted in Roleplay)

/is booted from Nirvana for spawncamping on the Wheel of Rebirth

13,129

(1,357 replies, posted in General)

King Kong

Luke Skywalker or Bruce Li?

13,130

(1,958 replies, posted in General)

Construction Yard

13,131

(1,357 replies, posted in General)

large dog

Joker or Lex Luthor?

13,132

(136 replies, posted in General)

Sadly nobody assasinated George Lucas before he made another SW prequel

13,133

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

how dare Google treat every Briton like teh Royal Family

13,134

(1,357 replies, posted in General)

GTA

military bands or scots bands

13,135

(72 replies, posted in Politics)

well both Bush and top Senate Dem Schumer are saying the federal government will bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

I say, let em crash

13,136

(8 replies, posted in Politics)

Good for him! AGW is a hoax.  We can do as we please and if you hallucinate it will make the sky fall on Europe, sucks to be you.

13,137

(72 replies, posted in Politics)

I don't think any of those guys filed bankruptcy...

13,138

(101 replies, posted in Roleplay)

/sizzles quietly

/ventures into the Spirit World

/learns Vahalla is run as a Counterstrike map

/is pwnd by L337 Native Americans

13,139

(136 replies, posted in General)

What the Kings? Or LA?

13,140

(1,958 replies, posted in General)

thumper

13,141

(136 replies, posted in General)

oh come on, you didn't laugh when the LA Kings logo pulled out a pistol and shot the Maple Leaf logo, and it fell in a pool of blood, and three little Maple Leaf logos ran out and began bawling?

or was that one of the two?

13,142

(136 replies, posted in General)

I saw "Love Guru" and laughed all through it.

at one point the guru says if you act childishly crude then you'll laugh because you are regressing to the wonderment of childhood

which is kind of the theme of the film.  It was about two hours of pen0r jokes. But they worked! I felt like I was 15 and back in the lockerroom.

"I know this street...what number did you live at?"
"53."
"Do you know a Dick Withers at 85?"
"No..."
"Well, it does!"

so I guess BW will not be taking the family to see it...but my date laughed so I recommend it to people who like the Jimmy Kimmel show.

13,143

(174 replies, posted in Politics)

I think if we could vote on an America where people don't try murderous holdups and home invasions, it would win.

But we can't vote that away.

We have violent individual crooks and some of the most violent organized criminals in the world.  The worst of other countries come here because people are innocent until proved guilty and our govt is too weak to throw illegal visitors out.

The threats are real and your political solution of waiting for someone to summon a cop and waiting for the cops to show up will get people killed.

And we reject the broader concept that the People must be forbidden to do what govt can't.

13,144

(1,958 replies, posted in General)

"Atomic" by Blondie

13,145

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

depends on the gold source.  You can hack gold ore out of rock and crush the rock and chemically suck the gold out of the powder.  Or you can find gold sand and wash the gold out.

13,146

(101 replies, posted in Roleplay)

The 500kg cart The Yell had shoved at Salamandastron squeaked its way into a self-checkout island.  It smashed at 4 mph, bursting the straining metal sides like a fragmentation grenade.  Shards of jagged metal pipes flew at Dunecat who was crouching nearby, snickering...

A box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix on top of the cart was shredded and hurled above The Yell's pyre.  A thin cloud of powder fell towards the grisly marshmellow roast.  The aerosol particulates caught the flames and exploded thermobarically in a lingering fireball that bulged the roof of the store...  The blast caught chaosdarkmech like a rag doll, flinging him free of the shelf and ripping the flaming clothing off his body, hurling his flashburned ass through a freezer door...

13,147

(136 replies, posted in General)

I look forward to the big one, maybe if this town gets tore apart they'll rebuild it RIGHT next time

actually its like a bomb, ground zero gets totally rocked but the further from the epicenter the less damage you take.  I was 700 miles from the World Series quake and it rattled the windows and felt sick to endure but nothing worse happened down here than broken windows and stuff falling off shelves

13,148

(136 replies, posted in General)

if you guys are excited by a gal's bare back then...oh wait I'm in California...

13,149

(4 replies, posted in General)

man, in front of kids...

13,150

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

yes during the Great Depression private ownership of gold or gold certificates was forbidden and people were ordered to turn them in and accept currency.