Matt's soldier reflexes prompt him to casually step out of the way; the honey narrowly misses his left ear. He accepts Salamandastron's alliance offer, then proceeds to form up with the two others.

"Where to?" he asks.

/Rofl's for no apparant reason, causing alarmed looks from the other two.
/Reveals the location of other magical honey pools.
/Leads on towards the far side of the store.
/Stops off to resupply in the confectionary aisle.
/Only to see Dendai brandishing a stale loaf of bread.
/Screams again like a little girl who just recieved........
/Ready's the honey bottle which had refilled since the last 'battle'.

/Keeps calm.
/Gently cover's oneself with magical honey.
/Flames disperse.
/Notes a sneaky figure slinking away beyond the shelves.
/Readies honey bottle for upcoming fight.

Matt sees Salamandastron and Dendai dueling; he glances near their position and sees a portable propane tank. He draws the breadknife; he only has one chance to get this right.

Naturally, he throws the knife perfectly, and it punches right through the propane tank, causing invisible flammable gas to surge out.

Matt proceeds to light a torch and throw it at the cloud of propane, which ignites, surrounding Dendai in a fireball and scorching Salamandastron's hair.

"Oops," he says.

As if guns are that weird! In all the previous version of this thread, there was always one person who walked to the counter and took the gun you just know has been left there by the owner.

*has a nostalgic moment*

Ah, the good old times. I remember someone managing to get a hold of a bomb and completely destroying the grocery store, just to build a new one and continue the battle.

/Rofl's again.
/Jumps into   "ssazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz". Thats what happens when you try to get melted chocolate from your keyboard :S
/Jumps into the battle with magical honey a-spinning.

Blinded and pissed off because of the pie, Dunecat starts breaking, lighting, then throwing broken axe cans in every direction, one of them getting hit by the magical honey, which somehow makes it pick up speed and fly straight towards the face of Wolves...

/barters his eternal soul to the Devil in return for reanimation into an indestructible vehicle of immortal vengeance

/is informed that negotiating such a contract is a mortal sin, and therefore, his soul is already damned without any goodies

/is pissed at the Devil

/is given the number of every contract lawyer in Hell

/Screams again as the bottle hurtles forward.
/Sprays Magical Honey at the bottle sendng flying harmlessly into DUNECAT at the speed of light .
/Pushing DUNECAT away from Sala.
/Poures Honey into Sala's eyes, permanently healing him.
/Readies oneself for the now even more pissed of DUNECAT.

Matt, followed by Salamandastron and Wolves, heads back into the utensils section. He sees many saucepans, skillets, and pots. Suddenly, inspiration comes to him. He grabs two saucepans and slams them together; with a loud "F'TAAANG" sound, they attach themselves together into a hinge joint, which immediately comes to life.

The mad engineer he is, he works diligently on his new idea, and before long, he has forged a robotic creature out of nothing but animated kitchen utensils.

He climbs onto this new creature's shoulder, which provides him a view of the entire endless supermarket, and suddenly, an evil grin comes to his face.

"We must use the shelves to build the Ultimate Robot to Destroy All Creation," he declares. "It will be a difficult and long endeavor, but with perseverance and focus-hey, those are nice steak knives..." He points involuntarily to some knives, the type of steak knives that can cut through any grade of meat with a single slice.

Sensing he is badly outnumbered, Dunecat prepares his final attack.

By using a special experimental spice, he improves his senses dramatically, almost as if they were super powers. Finding a leftover bottle of the magical honey, Dunecat gets a great idea.
Being the extraordinary chemist that he, Dunecat combines the spice, the honey, some coffee, and some random ingrediant he grabbed to use as a base; Dunecat creates a powerful concoction the likes of which the world has never seen.

By drinking it, he goes into a berserk rage, his claws became sharp enough to slice through diamonds, his fur turned into a strange form of scale mail, powerful enough to block quite a few powerful blows; like bullets for example.

With his senses heightened and his body strengthend, he sets off to find his enemies...

sneaks upon the yell from behind after freeing himself from the firdges.
grabs his almighty salmon and starts wacking  THe Yell
muhahahahaha
runs away to hide and meets up with dunecat and suggests an allience