13,851 Reply by The Yell

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You pull up and wrestle with somebody through the driver's side window.

And its not called a gym

It's called the inner city

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13,852 Reply by The Yell

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I got the idea for the BF2 movie!

Scene 1 we see Bubba and Billy Bob meet each other in 3rd grade in Texas. They become fast friends
Scene 2 Bubba and Billy Bob are high school seniors who just heard about a war with China. They join the Marines.
Scene 3 shows Bubba and Billy Bob on a carrier of Wake. They are on deck in the bright sunshine. A Chinese MiG strafes the carrier and Bubba and Billy Bob are both blown overboard, dying in the water.
Scene 5 Bubba and Billy Bob are back on the deck of the carrier and are killed by Chinese artillery.
Scene 6 Bubba and Billy Bob are back on the carrier. Bubba and Billy Bob race below decks and Hop into a RIB and head for shore. They are killed by a Chinese Tank on the beach.
Scene 7 Bubba and Billy Bob are strafed again.
Scene 8 Bubba and Billly Bob are knifed by a Chinese marine who snuck onto the carrier from the boat deck.
Scene 9 Bubba and Billy Bob hop into the Blackhawk and head for the beach. They kill the tank in the woods. They dodge antitank rocket fire but as Billy slaughters the infantry the MiG returns and shoots them down.
Scene 10. As footage slows down dramatically, a Chinese Marine gains the deck of the carrier and hops into the gun bay of the Blackhawk, turning the gatling on Bubba and Billy Bob and their team and slaughtering them like penned geese.
Scene 11 Bubba has a flashback to losing his virginity to Billy Bob's mom.
Scene 12 as chinese artillery thunders overhead, Bubba and Billy Bob wait below decks to grenade that Chicomninja bastard. They do as a comrade downs the MiG. As boats race towards the beach Bubba and Billy Bob cover their approach from the Blackhawk. The Marines take the first compound but rocket damage forces Bubba and Billy Bob to bail into the Pacific. As artillery falls into the around them, the war ends ewith China in possession of. Wake island.

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13,853 Reply by The Yell

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yeah I'm being sarcastic  they made a good game of the Sean Connery flick

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13,854 Reply by The Yell

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DOOM should have  been watched through a hood, that made you press a button to either watch the film with no sound, or hear it with no vision.  That would have been like the new game with its damn flashlight control from HELL

you know what game they should make into a movie?  FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE would be an awesome movie!!!

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13,855 Reply by The Yell

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"On an investment forum, you would get beat up, and no one would pay you any mind after that."

You New Yorkers...:P

"Your first night on the forum, kid, you gotta flame a troll.  Else you get no respect from nobody."

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13,856 Reply by The Yell

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"girls grab guy's asses in Middle School... "

that happened to me in high school and I still choke back tears to think how violated and humilated I was when they wouldn't follow up on it

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13,857 Reply by The Yell

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Avo
Our supreme court banned that so now the most they can get for murder is life.  My friend Vinse had a twelve year old lifer who committed a contract killing for one hundred dollars. A literal idiot.

Canadian
A kid just trying to annoy a girl is one thing, a six year old who wanted to "feel how a girl is different" by touching one without permission would NEED to be singled out for counseling while a juvenile. That's just one example of how a slap is not just a slap.
Touching a hot stove is a rule kids break, so too, more rarely, is injuring and violating other kids and babies. The sickness is really out there and it has tio be faced when encuntered

Justinian
That 17 year old Genarlow Wilson was at a party of five 17 year olds who had group swx with a 17 year old and a 15 year old. The 17 claimed rape, the 15 year old said it was consensual. They had filmed the sex on a cell phone. The other four guys plead guilty to one felony count and got one or two years. Wilson refused to plead because as a sex offender he would not be allowed to live under the same roof as his kid brother. So he tried to beat all the charges and get totally acquitted.
They "threw the book at him" tried to get him forty years in prison and while he was acquitted of raping the 17 yr old he was convicted of statutory rape of the 15 yr old which at that time and as charged got him 10 years. After that the prosecutor said, since he was not an a rapist, if he would plead guilty to misdemeanor statutory rape, the prosecutor would appeal to the court to have him released from prison with the time he had served.
Genarlow Wilson refused to do that, because that would mean he couldn't live at home with his kid brother. Eventually the state lowered hs offense to a misdemeanor in the statute and a court insisted he had thus served the maximum time and he was released. I believe he is still considered a sex offender.
So it was not a case where they shoved this poor young man into the belly of the beast for a peccadillo, it was a case of a guy accused of a gang bang, the other guys plead guilty, he's on film, and he goes to court saying "lemme go free, anyway"

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13,858 Reply by The Yell

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Yeah but then that is not part of their juvenile record, they have an adult conviction while a minor

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13,859 Reply by The Yell

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Join us panda! Purge our branches of the sluggardly sloths

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13,860 Reply by The Yell

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I dont agree with that anymore after hearing what kids that age did to get locked up in the county pen where my friend Vinse was a guard.
It depends on what the kid meant by slapping that ass. I guess he meant something pretty wrong by it.
And juvenile records of any crime are sealed at 18.

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13,861 Reply by The Yell

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Oh well, its taken care of then, because Harrison Ford owns his own plane and is an expert bush pilot. He rescued a lost kid a few years ago, saw him in a meadow and landed next to him and said "I'm Harrison Ford, need a lift?"

So one of these days Uwe Boll is going to be all alone in some wilderness area with the top down and he'll hear the bwaaaaaaa of a Corsair overhead...

They could fistfight in front of the propeller, that always works with Germans

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13,862 Reply by The Yell

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Aren't options, like with Apple, if you think in a week it should be lower at around 120, you make a deal with somebody to sell it in 7 days for 130.  Then if you're right that person owes you more than the stock is worth at that time, but if you're wrong he gets the stock at a bargain. Is that options or am I thinking futures?

What you need to do is find what Hillary has in her own name and do that tongue

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13,863 Reply by The Yell

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Well yeah it's like a gym dance, what if guys stopped asking girls to dance and just did the Snoop Dogg two-step by the punch bowl all night?  Chaos

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13,864 Reply by The Yell

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Far Cry looked low budget to begin with.  And to really capture the feel of the game, you'd have to spend twenty minutes driving a truck, and then, die by ass-bite from a mutant bobono.  And then repeat the truck drive.  Four times.

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13,865 Reply by The Yell

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actually the number of follicles remain constant just the fine baby silk is replaced with mature adult hair

>> Yell is not cute yell is not cute yell is not cute.<

I'm DAMN SEXXY yur krapp!

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13,866 Reply by The Yell

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what like this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0FcYEiDeDE

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13,867 Reply by The Yell

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"I don't see what the problem is..."

There are currently 12 million illegal aliens resident in the USA, many of them Mexicans, millions of whom insist the TRUE border is just as shown and last summer they were marching by the millions in US cities under a Mexican flag.

This is like American Express running ads showing all Ireland, Wales and Scotland as separate of England like it was in 1100

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13,868 Reply by The Yell

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welll

technically that is piracy fmod

but since Microprose totally F'D me over with MOO3 and will probably never touch the franchise again for a million bucks...what's your email?  I'll try it.

I got tired of their AI diplomacy and morale tongue  You make friends with two races for a thousand years, and then they go to war with each other, and demand you pick sides. So you do.  And then they make peace two years later.  You're in the middle of a hot war, they're having fun, and then your "ally" dumps you anyhow.

I play a Cybernetik Creative Repulsive race and to hell with being nice!  (shocking departure from the real me)

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13,869 Reply by The Yell

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it's not a video it's this

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/264-an-absolut-mexico/

which is a map of Mexico before the 1835 war with Texas and the 1848 war with the United States

By an astonishing quirk, taking the other side in a 150-year-old border dispute turned out to piss off a lot of Americans.  Who would have thought, huh?

BTW it has made straight news broadcasts that Skky Vodka announced it is made in the USA and damn proud of it...

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13,870 Reply by The Yell

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woot!! thanks!

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13,871 Reply by The Yell

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It's a Friday with a quarter moon in springtime so those won't payoff unless you doubled down on a Royal Fizzbin...yeah that's it

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13,872 Reply by The Yell

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we're so full of ourselves when we fart we close the window to enjoy it more, that's all.

And therein lies our greatness!!!!111one

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13,873 Reply by The Yell

(142 replies, posted in Politics)

got pandas pvp?

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13,874 Reply by The Yell

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How DARE you Wouter.

How DARE you edit the immortal prose of Uwe Boll. X(

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13,875 Reply by The Yell

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Yeah but the investopedia game says it started today so I can't join. X(

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