1 Topic by ☭ Fokker (edited by ☭ Fokker 09-Apr-2008 07:07:36)

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I have decided that we should take over the world, and by we I mean me and whoever I decide is good enough to manage certain tasks.
Nominations and volunteers are welcome, however the final word rests with me.


TheYell
"General Yell, Commander in Chief of the Order of the Iron Fist", who's primary concern is Law, Order, and Justice, in that order.


[TI] ZoZferatu [Pw9]
My second, who will ensure that everything is known and duly noted, even down to what people have for dinner. Officially he does not exist.


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"Senior President of the Ministry of Administration". Under her capable stewardship our great land will become the embodiment of efficientcy and organisation.


Simon
Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.


Nemmy
Head of the Ministry of Health, to keep the nation healthy. She will also be in charge of the Ministry of Competition, and will organise games and competitions to keep the populace smart and strong. Under her stewarchip our great land will become a land of genetic superiority.


Arocalex
Head of the Ministry of Transportation. Under his capable stewardship our great land will become synonymous with punctuality.


Einstein
Our good friend Michael gets to be in charge of the military, strategy, weapons research and propaganda. Thanks to him our enemies will fear the very mention of our military and our allies will do what they are told when they are told.


Black Wing
Who will be given command of the economy, wether he wants the position or not. big_smile


SkyWarp
Shall be in charge of the Bureau of Broadcasting. The nation can be rest assured that him being handpicked by me shall in no way afect the impartiality of any news on Channel One.


The Panda
Our national symbol, strong yet solitary.

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Can I be minister or Propaganda?

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Me for education? smile
Ahh and for hospital services tongue

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i can be "Secretary of Unimportant Tasks"

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Give me an example of why you would best suit those tasks.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Hmm cause I belive that free and good healthcare and education are major parts of the society.
And I would make it work very good ofc... smile

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Because I'd like to spread propaganda? Rather obvious, that one...

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Having a lawyer background, I'd like to head the Ministery of Truth. Important directorates would be Extraction of Truth from Citizens, Media, Statistics and History Correction.

This would not interfere with Bekko's competences of course, since propaganda is so subversive. sad

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Can I be the Minister of Immigrant Afairs? big_smile

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can i be the scapegoat that is only vindicated after your regime totally fails and everyone realizes they should of never given you any power?

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I will be your receptionist, since that's only ever as far as women ever get in any form of organisation. Hence, we're damn good at it. And if you like, I'll iron your shirts and wash your dishes big_smile

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Revolution!

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And stockings and nail files and washing-up gloves!

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> Loz is my style icon wrote:

> And stockings and nail files and washing-up gloves!

You can be by concubine

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I'll be minister of transportation and choose the best cars and private planes for you to buy:)

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I would like to apply for the position of MMMM (Minister of Magic, Magical Creatures, and Mythology.

I have a genuine interest in this stuff and will write fancy fairytales so our populace can imbibe our ideals at a young age. I may need to collaborate with our propaganda dude however. On the other hand, my tasks will include drafting a creation myth suitable for our glorious new world.

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
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I'll take on the war minister position. Make sure to use up ALOT of resources for no good reason and provide us with a constant stream of need.

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"
You can be by concubine"

ROFL!

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Check first post for edit.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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I think I'd do very well as Chief of the Secret Police; no World Order can be successful while it has enemies inside of it, I'll (in proper terms to avoid Nolio's Inquisition) 'get rid' of them, no evidence or trails to follow. Hell, I can even work with the Cops to get it done, once I get my shiny name plate and Mahogany desk, that is smile

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/me salutes Fokker

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I would like to apply to be your minister of transportation.

I have been using public transportation and I have many, many miles under my belt in traveling by car. And frankly I am appalled by current public transprtation services. I shall make it my personal duty to reduce the number of cars and make sure no bus gets late.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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justinian,
we should organise the coup together. I'll be emperor alright but you may be the second important task, minister of ellimination.

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i d like to apply for minister of games/gaming etc tongue if you r going to have one that is smile

otherwise i ll opp for minister of reasearch tongue

till the end of time..

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I might apply for Earl of Heavy Metal...

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