Re: Join My New World Order
Seriously, Fokker, how can Pandas help in your new world order?
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- The Yell
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distracting the masses from their condition by giving birth!
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
- Xeno
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@ Yell
/Panda is confused.
/Panda wonders why would humans would need pandas to give birth to pandas if humans are already giving birth to humans to distract themselves from their condition.
/Panda is sad. It seems to /Panda that there is no use for pandas in Fokker's new world order.
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Eagle:US
Panda:New World Order
Symbolism is very important
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- The Yell
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Oh come on, baby pandas are always big news!
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Re: Join My New World Order
Okay, how about Chairman of the Public Notification Board? I can, uh, 'notify' the public using Channel One, basically to distract them by broadcasting hundreds of stories about the pandas making babies!
George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
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Sure, that sounds good, plus you can help out Nemmy with the games and such by televising them... I'm sure something else can be tied to that... how about film maker too? Some tales of people selflessly sacrificing themselves for the good of the state, poster boy soldiers doing incresingly grand acts of heroism and bravery?
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."
Re: Join My New World Order
Sounds fun 
George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
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I killed all your hero's. Tactical nukes do wonders. Sadly there is very little footage of your hero's also since I nuked the film crews also. There is a shot from an orbital camera, but it's not very precise on who that hero who stormed the machine gun nest singlehandledly, then stopped the tanks from their counter assault really is. To bad I then nuked the orbital cameras using Space Ship Two (they really need to fix their security issues) to prevent any future chance of finding a hero
Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Unfortunately nothing of what Einstein says actually happens as what he thinks he's fighting for HE ALREADY HAS...
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."
- The Yell
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hey the panda thing worked for china!
WEST: You sneaky lousy Reds, you think you--hey what's that!
PRC: A panda.
WEST: Whoa. is that a kind of bear?
PRC: Naw.
WEST: We'll buy a couple!
PRC: Naw, we only got a few.
WEST: Aw man, they're so cuddly cute!
PRC: Sorry.
WEST: We'll be your friend!
PRC: Hmm, you can take it home with you for a while. But you gotta give it back.
WEST: Cool! A panda!
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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@Fokker
Einstein doesn't want to join the new world order.
anyways...
I set up broadcasting stations along your borders to bring people the real news of your destructive re
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop
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yeah, einstein joined our cause. Face the truth fokker
- The Yell
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got pandas pvp?
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Re: Join My New World Order
i GOT SOMETHING BETTER...
baby sloths!!!!
cute..
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop
automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop
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"WEST: You sneaky lousy Reds, you think you--hey what's that!
PRC: A panda.
WEST: Whoa. is that a kind of bear?
PRC: Naw.
WEST: We'll buy a couple!
PRC: Naw, we only got a few.
WEST: Aw man, they're so cuddly cute!
PRC: Sorry.
WEST: We'll be your friend!
PRC: Hmm, you can take it home with you for a while. But you gotta give it back.
WEST: Cool! A panda!"
/Panda praises the Yell, thanking him for recognizing the much too often over-looked historical accomplishments of pandas in human international diplomacy.
- The Yell
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Join us panda! Purge our branches of the sluggardly sloths
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
Re: Join My New World Order
As Chairman of the Puplic Notification Board it is my duty to report the begining of the 'Order of Deci', a religious cult/order that is very anti-American, plus it worships the fool Decimus as a god.
I believe we should take precautions with these fanatics and keep any within our boarders under serveilance.
George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
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Although I don't imagine them to be any real danger, thus far they only seem to be interested in shouting rude words and asking difficult questions, I concur.
"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."
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Anything led by Deci is guaranteed to fail, be only him and if not then will be very soon.
"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."
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Pretty much, but Deci might try a 'doing out' event... only the _real_ god can tell what that will be...
George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
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Deci has a cult following.
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Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE
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I will happily be a lackey.
Head of some sort of KGB/Stasi?
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I'll be damned if you get that job... it was my first request, obviously it never went any where...
George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
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