he's there about 6 hrs before I posted this

"JULY 8--Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center. [Click here and here to read bulletin board messages posted in early-June by miffed mixed martial arts fans who attended one of Cohen's Arkansas productions.] Cohen is currently filming a follow-up, of sorts, to his smash 2006 film featuring Borat, his fictional Kazakh journalist. The new film stars another of Cohen's creations, Bruno, a gay Austrian journalist who favors mesh t-shirts and interviews subjects about fashion and entertainment. The June 5 Texarkana promotion was adverstised as "Red, White, and Blood." The June 6 matches in Fort Smith were dubbed "Blue Collar Brawlin'" as seen in the below poster. Ads on Craigslist--like this one--noted that attendees had to be over 21 and suggested that fans arrive early "for $1 BEERS!" Cohen & Co. underwrote the cost of beer, which usually sells for $4 at the Fort Smith facility. "Blue Collar Brawlin'" drew about 1500 fans, who were greeted by signs stating that the event was being filmed. Attendees were also not allowed in with cameras or cell phones and some were asked to sign releases. The "Blue Collar Brawlin'" web site (fortsmithfight.com) was registered two weeks before the event in the name of "Peto Philer" of Algeria. The site, which remains live but has been stripped of all content, appears to be currently hosted on servers in Los Angeles. "

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0708081bruno1.html

See, we need guns to stop that sort of crap

You missed the one about having a right to protect yourself.

Dude! you can like totally see her BACK

Well the reality we deal with is people ready to kill a cop or three everywhere in this country.  And yeah they do kill people who wave a fake gun at them and the law allows it because of the militant freaks we got. And thats just the US crooks, Mexican army is shooting texas deputies with assault rifles to protect drug smugglers.

There! Now you know more than the Pope!

Roflcopter

Actually in big cities cops are punished for drawing a gun if there's'no justification for using lethal force. They dont shoot unless its to prevent somebody from using lethal force and then its to kill. Center of mass until they stop moving.

There's some debate about that in US. Back when cops carried a revolver they were trained to shoot twice or three times. Then they got outgunned by drug crooks with 15+ shot pistols so the cops went to 9mm pistols. The 9mm isn't a very powerful round so its considered safer for cities and they can carry 15+ rounds ina clip but they're trained to wait to shoot until they need to kill the target and then they empty the clip. So you see loonies shot 60 times by 5 officers. The debate is whether cops should be given a more powerful gun and trained to shoot once like this Marine or keep a weaker pistol and shoot to kill like Marines in Nam

In CA since 2 men robbed a bank in braod daylight in full body armor and shot it up with cops for 2 hrs, police officers also carry an assault rifle in the trunk for piercing bulletproof vests.

Americans are becoming quite adept at the whole kicking and running thingy!

/rolls under table of avocados, blinded by tears
/throws peaches at bottles behind chaosdarkmech, soaking him in pure grain alcohol