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8,751 30-Oct-2009 20:09:00
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
8,752 30-Oct-2009 15:17:53
Re: Condom? (83 replies, posted in Politics)
"Your UK numbers are 2005 UN estimates my UK numbers are 2008 UK census results."
We haven't had a census since 2001
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Then who was that guy walking out of the house who said he was the census taker?? 
8,753 30-Oct-2009 15:14:31
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
al davis'd
8,754 30-Oct-2009 06:38:58
Re: Computer games where you get to shoot lots of civilians? (32 replies, posted in General)
k googled it...
1997? the slut of gaming lost its cherry well before that! what of "Leisure Suit Larry"? and "Wolfenstein 3-D" came out in 1992. You kill dogs. Dogs who yelp and lie in blood. Lots of them.
8,755 30-Oct-2009 06:36:55
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
is not strangers to love
8,756 30-Oct-2009 04:04:19
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
has his hair in curlers under a scarf
8,757 30-Oct-2009 00:22:19
Re: Belgian Politics (40 replies, posted in Politics)
My grandmother's name is Grijalva
And they go back to Don Diego de Grijalva
The first white man to get his ass run out of Mexico
8,758 30-Oct-2009 00:18:38
Re: Computer games where you get to shoot lots of civilians? (32 replies, posted in General)
I have not heard of it
8,759 29-Oct-2009 15:34:44
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
has to buy tampons
8,761 29-Oct-2009 15:34:06
Re: How to take care of your wife... (27 replies, posted in General)
haha
but
>>You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
You pummel it with iron rod +10
It's her pet -10<<
This leaves you up 5 which must be wrong
8,762 29-Oct-2009 05:03:03
Topic: Drunk Rice! (4 replies, posted in General)
I found this out by experiment in the interest of science when I was too wasted to finish cooking
Djevilone told me the proper proportion of brown rice is 3:1. And that works
What you do is put three cups of water in a pan and boil a boullion cube in it. Then take it off the heat and put a cup of brown rice in it. Cover it and put it in the fridge. Go away and when you come home at night you'll have a nice pan of cold wet brown rice to heat up
8,763 29-Oct-2009 02:20:12
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
is probably correct given how Catholic school girls dress these days, pants and a sweatshirt
8,764 29-Oct-2009 01:54:07
Re: Belgian Politics (40 replies, posted in Politics)
and who owns the Lower Germanies, if not El Catolicissimo?
8,765 29-Oct-2009 01:23:00
Re: Computer games where you get to shoot lots of civilians? (32 replies, posted in General)
Postal.
yeah the whole GTA series.
Wolfenstein 3D for the PC if you use the LIM code was quite relaxing. Ladeedaadedaa "AIEEEEEE" hm hmm hmmm "Achtung! ARGHHHHH" ho ho ho "ayei"
8,766 29-Oct-2009 01:21:35
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
beats the galley drum for demnutz
8,767 28-Oct-2009 20:25:49
Re: Condom? (83 replies, posted in Politics)
>>Just nuke the northern hemisphere...Africa will starve to death and South America will
blow itself up .
Problems solved.<<
That would leave....HEY WAIT A MINUTE
8,768 28-Oct-2009 19:22:14
Re: Fail Friend (25 replies, posted in General)
But you did walk away with him still there!
8,769 28-Oct-2009 18:26:11
Re: Fail Friend (25 replies, posted in General)
Why didn't you wake him up when you got up to get dressed for work? I mean if he were a dog you don't punish him for not getting off the couch at a reasonable hour, you either whup him for going on it at all or shove him off every time you want him off. Treat 'em like a dog, thats the secret
8,770 28-Oct-2009 16:24:17
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
should know all the prescription drug decals on the scrubs are totally naughty
8,771 28-Oct-2009 16:00:46
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
has a naughty nurse outfit
8,772 28-Oct-2009 15:59:44
Re: Fail Friend (25 replies, posted in General)
you could try not letting him in in the first place
8,773 28-Oct-2009 07:08:19
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
Seems a mite discombobulated
8,774 28-Oct-2009 07:05:11
Re: Fail Friend (25 replies, posted in General)
Can I come over for a beer?
8,775 28-Oct-2009 04:58:42
Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2) (9,083 replies, posted in General)
Is chained to pain's bed like Ben Hur in the galley
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