Topic: Drunk Rice!
I found this out by experiment in the interest of science when I was too wasted to finish cooking
Djevilone told me the proper proportion of brown rice is 3:1. And that works
What you do is put three cups of water in a pan and boil a boullion cube in it. Then take it off the heat and put a cup of brown rice in it. Cover it and put it in the fridge. Go away and when you come home at night you'll have a nice pan of cold wet brown rice to heat up
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.