Topic: Fail Friend

was out drinking last night with a buddy. eventually drove back to my place and drank more, he slept on my futon, was still sleeping when i went to work, and was still at my home when i came back from work!!!!!

dont you hate friends that over stay their welcome?

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i wish i had friends

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maybe if you werent such a douche, you would....

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unlikely

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eh, if they really are friends then you would be able to just tell them to get the hell out, and they wouldnt make a huge deal about it

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Don't you hate 'friends' who talk about eachother behind eachothers back? Me looks at avogadro.

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Can I come over for a beer?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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> FrozenIce wrote:

> Don't you hate 'friends' who talk about eachother behind eachothers back? Me looks at avogadro.


nah man, i told him is was gonna start a thread about his epic fail on a forum.

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> djevilone wrote:

> if they really ware friends they better have food made or a blunt wrapped lol


he took a frozen pizza and cooked that and ate like 4/5 of it..... and it was cold by the time i got home...

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> Cobra Commander wrote:

> Can I come over for a beer?


no, i am protective of my beer. at home i typically have expensive beer typically either from GB or Belgium thats been imported. only reason he got some was because i had alot of beer at the bar ahead of time

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tell him to buy you another pizza and its all good and if he stays there too long, charge some rent!
or you could just get over it
i dont really see it as that epic of a fail

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But friends who don't get certain hints can be annoying. But indeed, bluntness ain't a bad way to go sometimes.

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Indeed, if it's your friend, you should be able to tell him. Otherwise, he's just using you tongue

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Approach your friend in a G-string and say you wanna make love with him.

If he stays you know what he really wants from you. tongue

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Or you both could be completely uncomfortable as he begrudgingly accepts in order to preserve his freeloading system.  smile

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i overstay at friends house and when they ask me to leave, i say fuk u,  why dont u leave instead!

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you could try not letting him in in the first place

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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you should probably stop slipping you friend roofies in your classy imported beer.

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

19 (edited by avogadro 28-Oct-2009 17:30:25)

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its not about the pizza or beer he had. its about him staying over longer then what is socially acceptable in the given situation. if you get drunk and sleep at a friends house, and when you wake up he has already left for work, you leave in a reasonably short time frame, you dont stay there until he comes back from work without at least calling him to see if its ok.

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''you leave in a reasonably short time frame, you dont stay there until he comes back from work without at least calling him to see if its ok.''

True but not everyone thinks that is nessesary, and some friends abuse one other. Maybe he got problems at his home? Find out why he is still in is in your home.
You could just ask in a nice way for him to leave. 
or make up a excusefor him to leave, like your going to a girls place for the night or something.

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Why didn't you wake him up when you got up to get dressed for work?  I mean if he were a dog you don't punish him for not getting off the couch at a reasonable hour, you either whup him for going on it at all or shove him off every time you want him off.  Treat 'em like a dog, thats the secret

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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he isnt still at my house. and prior to him leaving i did check if everything was ok with his roomate.... im not an idiot.