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Inspired by a report that the population of the UK, currently 60,000,000, will have risen to 150,000,000 by 2040 if the rate of increase stays at present levels. Which it will, because we're stupid.


Population figures adjusted to meet maximum sustainable global population of one billion. Requests taken.

Rank-Country-Present Population-Adjusted Population

1  China[5] 1,333,740,000     -     222,290,000
2  India 1,171,660,000           -    195,276,666
3  United States 307,792,000   -   5,128,666
4  Indonesia 229,965,000
5  Brazil 192,054,000 
6  Pakistan 167,786,500
7  Bangladesh 162,221,000 
8  Nigeria 154,729,000 
9  Russia 141,881,000           -    23,646,833
10  Japan 127,540,000          -    21,256,666
11  Mexico 107,550,697         
12  Philippines 92,226,600
13  Vietnam 85,789,573 
14  Germany 82,002,000         -   13,667,000
15  Ethiopia 79,221,000
16  Egypt 77,279,837 
17  Iran 74,196,000   
18  Turkey 71,517,100 
19  Dem. Rep. of Congo 66,020,000
20  France [7] 65,073,482        -    10,845,580
21  Thailand 63,389,730 
22  United Kingdom 61,634,599        -   10,272,433
23  Italy 60,157,214 
24  Myanmar (Burma) 50,020,000 
25  South Africa 49,320,500 
26  South Korea 48,333,000   
27  Ukraine 46,029,281 
28  Spain 45,967,632                  -    7,661,272
29  Colombia 45,117,683 
30  Tanzania 43,739,000   
31  Argentina 40,134,425 
32  Kenya 39,802,000   
33  Sudan 39,154,490 
34  Poland 38,100,700   
35  Algeria 34,895,000   
36  Canada 33,823,000 
37  Uganda 32,710,000   
38  Morocco 31,602,540 
39  Iraq 30,747,000   
40  Nepal 29,331,000   
41  Peru 29,132,013 
42  Venezuela 28,501,797 
43  Malaysia 28,310,000 
44  Afghanistan 28,150,000 
45  Uzbekistan 27,488,000 
46  Saudi Arabia 25,721,000 
47  North Korea 24,051,706
48  Ghana 23,837,000   
49  Yemen 23,580,000   
50  Taiwan[8] 23,069,345 
51  Mozambique 22,894,000   
52  Australia[9] 21,953,000            -    3,658,833
53  Syria 21,906,000   
54  Romania 21,498,616 
55  C

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ranks 1-50

populations should be ~12, give or take

any more starts gettin ugly

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Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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I endorse condoms, especially when humping sluts

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however in marriage condoms are a shame of course

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in the US and GB and most first world countries, isnt growth primarily from immigrants and not from birth rates? condoms wont fix the problem, the only thing condoms would do is make white people a minority in all first world countries.

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The problem is we allow third world countries to exceed their carrying capacity.

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I don't see any problems relevant to this thread...

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> avogadro wrote:
> in the US and GB and most first world countries, isnt growth primarily from immigrants and not from birth rates? condoms wont fix the problem, the only thing condoms would do is make white people a minority in all first world countries. <

  You wish, US and UK have the worst rates amongst 1st world countries for sexually transmitted diseases, teenage pregnancy, uncontrolled population growth.
  Oh, and I hope that neither Nick Griffin nor any of his cronies read your post, the last thing we need is yet another "White Genocide" conspiracy theory from that loon.


> Justinian I wrote:
> The problem is we allow third world countries to exceed their carrying capacity. <

  The population of most third world countries makes up for about 0.001% of the total world population.
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If you want to do your country then simply divide your current population by 6.

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9 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 27-Oct-2009 14:27:13)

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> &#9773; Fokker wrote:

> > avogadro wrote:
> in the US and GB and most first world countries, isnt growth primarily from immigrants and not from birth rates? condoms wont fix the problem, the only thing condoms would do is make white people a minority in all first world countries. <

  You wish, US and UK have the worst rates amongst 1st world countries for sexually transmitted diseases, teenage pregnancy, uncontrolled population growth.
  Oh, and I hope that neither Nick Griffin nor any of his cronies read your post, the last thing we need is yet another "White Genocide" conspiracy theory from that loon.



the growth in the US is easily manageable. the growth also drives to increase the size of our economy, which makes our world influence greater and we have plenty of land to sustain it. if you want a dwindling population in a country that everyone ignores, go to most first world countries, leave the US/UK.

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"The population of most third world countries makes up for about 0.001% of the total world population."


citation please?

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> &#9773; Fokker wrote:

> > avogadro wrote:
> in the US and GB and most first world countries, isnt growth primarily from immigrants and not from birth rates? condoms wont fix the problem, the only thing condoms would do is make white people a minority in all first world countries. <

  You wish, US and UK have the worst rates amongst 1st world countries for sexually transmitted diseases, teenage pregnancy, uncontrolled population growth.


Wow.  You actually said that?

1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population_growth_rate
United Kingdom     0.42

This is the higher of the two estimates.  Now take 60 million and multiply it by 1.0042 31 times.  I got 68,324,738.  That's nowhere near your number.



Even if you dispute these percentages, I have a 1% population growth check (double the number on the statistics I provided).  The total population in 2040 according to that?  80,870,934.  Yes, a 33% jump.  However, the economy is also growing with that, providing resources for those people.  And this is still nowhere near 150 million.  In fact, at 1% growth, it took 91 years for the population to grow to 150 million.


2: Frankly, your comparison is crap.  The original post was talking about overall overpopulation levels globally.  When we indict that question, you shifted the discussion to a comparison of US and the UK vs other developed nations.  Why aren't you including developing nations?  They're part of the population issue.



> Justinian I wrote:
> The problem is we allow third world countries to exceed their carrying capacity. <

  The population of most third world countries makes up for about 0.001% of the total world population.



Now this is the biggest joke statement ever.
Taken literally, with 6 billion people on the planet, he is saying there are no more than 60,000 people in third world countries.  Seriously?  tongue

But even setting that aside, your definition of "third world" is probably skewed here too.  For example, I'm going to preempt you: China isn't a developed nation, at least not entirely.  While there are significant signs of progress, most of that progress is concentrated near the ocean coast, leaving the rural areas (which is a huge landmass) nearly neglected.


But even if you guys don't buy that, I'm going to give Fokker a challenge:
Give me a general idea of what countries you consider to be "developing."

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Plz... the world can support a far larger human population as long as people are willing to adapt and innovate. China doesn't have that much arable land but it's already a net exporter of food with plenty of room to improve on this still.

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Just nuke the northern hemisphere...Africa will starve to death and South America will
blow itself up tongue.


Problems solved.

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1.      United States      20.5 million bpd
2.      China      6.5

United states 9,4 hectare : how much land is used to keep a lifestyle
EU            4,7 hectare

Now, you remove the US from the face of the earth. And shift production to where resources are gathered. And boom the world is a pretty utopia.
Of course we will probably have massive overproduction but everything would be fucking cheap as shit

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Wow, im amazed to see that the UK population is only 60million. I dunno why, but i would thought for THE world power that it used to be, it woulda have a much bigger population.

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Avogadro "the growth in the US is easily manageable."

I seek proof that it is, and that you do.


Ouro "citation please?"

147  Gambia 1,705,000  0.025%
168  Western Sahara 513,000  0.008%
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population


Zarf "This is the higher of the two estimates.  Now take 60 million and multiply it by 1.0042 31 times.  I got 68,324,738.  That's nowhere near your number."

Hmm, same site, different numbers... wonder why... Your UK numbers are 2005 UN estimates my UK numbers are 2008 UK census results.

"2: Frankly, your comparison is crap.  The original post was talking about overall overpopulation levels globally.  When we indict"

What?

"that question, you shifted the discussion to a comparison of US and the UK vs other developed nations."

I replied to a post... if anyone shifted it was Avogadro, go bitch at him.

"Why aren't you including developing nations?  They're part of the population issue."

Oh how humiliated I am, why did I not bother to include each and every country in the world, even the ones whos figures are based on UN estimates? Hmm, I wonder.

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what's the point of this thread? are you inciting genocide?

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You know what would be freaking awesome when you're trying to say your source is better than mine?  A link that actually tells the population growth rate.  The only percentage I actually saw there is the percentage of world population.  smile

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"I seek proof that it is, and that you do."

the fact that the birth rates are shrinking and our economy has been insanely strong for the last 50 odd years despite the higher growth rates, proves it.

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>>Just nuke the northern hemisphere...Africa will starve to death and South America will
blow itself up .
Problems solved.<<


That would leave....HEY WAIT A MINUTE

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Socialism kills, the list mentioned above proves it.

Anyhow, there are to little Europeans and North Americans. Our numerical disadvantage is disconcerning.

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"Your UK numbers are 2005 UN estimates my UK numbers are 2008 UK census results."

We haven't had a census since 2001

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.

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I think peaple are friggin animals and try to populate and proliferate as any other lifeform does. We need more planets!!!

Tell Mr Obama to build Expos!!!! big_smile

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If he ever manages to make one cash factory I'll be surprised

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"Your UK numbers are 2005 UN estimates my UK numbers are 2008 UK census results."

We haven't had a census since 2001

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Then who was that guy walking out of the house who said he was the census taker?? yikes mad

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