2,576

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

/me does yo-yo tricks

I can't actually do yo-yo tricks but this is the internet

2,577

(7 replies, posted in General)

yeah or the way that elevator shootings happened in The Departed

2,578

(14 replies, posted in General)

:d

2,579

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

kewl you can vouch for my refugee status when I come over there

2,580

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

the whole notion of female and racial "oppression" in America is largely illusory and therefore kooky

people don't like you

that's normal

make them. You're equal enough

2,581

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

Now into the second day of Smackdown: Rightwing Raw

2,582

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

I'm saying equality means I don't have to give a damn about your feelings, I don't have to watch saying so, and anybody with a problem with that can apply superior willpower to focus equal abilities and take me out.  Or live with it.  Either way.

2,583

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

To avoid confusion I will start calling both of them "Kooks"

2,584

(16 replies, posted in Ideas)

find out if its one of them servers that will still work after you shoot a bullet through it

my friend builds those

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAuKwTDGnCg

2,585

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

23 hours...

2,586

(14 replies, posted in General)

This outrage against a linguistic minority and their free expression of their culture, the public may very well believe, is contrary to the open spirit and generous character of the United Kingdom, that is to say, 'not British', and I would not express disagreement with such views when expressed calmly

2,587

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

OK thanksz

1 and 4 are pretty standard Democrat points which any local Dem govt will impose

2,588

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

Go ahead and spell out the far-left position on social issues so we can all know the difference between a "social extremist" and a "social moderate" from that end.

2,589

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

18 hours and no smackdown

2,590

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

Please explain where the far-left is on social issues
Or is it that on those yes/no questions one side is extreme and their total opposite is "moderate"

2,591

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

"conservatism" is dead, the GOP is center left and to the left of bill clinton on everything but gun control

Gun Control
Bubba -  ban em based on what they look like
2012 GOP - no ban

That's it.

Abortion
Bubba - safe legal and rare! dont' pay for it at home
2012 GOP - Godawful! Votes to pay for it.

Military
Bubba - shrink it to a display model and use it for waiting tables
2012 GOP - agree to cut 50% of it unless they vote a better cut plan; agree to lose 2 wars; prefer to keep it staggering rather than boost manpower and limit deployment

Taxes
Bubba - tax and spend
2012 GOP - no tax hikes except of course the biggest retroactive tax increase in US history -- meanstesting social security benefits.

Immigration
Bubba - deport! urban sweeps! GTFO!!
2012 GOP - dear dear amigos, please be patient. Un mommentoh porr favorr

Gay marriage
Bubba - oh HELL NO
2012 GOP - oh dear, whaddya gonna do

Gays in the Military
Bubba - not if I catch you
2012 GOP oh dear, whaddya gonna do

Socialized Medicine
Bubba - Of course but not, if you say not
2012 GOP - of course not but yes if you say so

2,592

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

attacking dumbass political movements is not personal abuse until you name people

2,593

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

and how did that work out for them?

2,594

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

you'd better just as you watch out for buses

2,595

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

"You can't conduct foreign affairs that anyone in the world respects when you're corrupt, valueless trash. Bush was often hated; Obama is constantly laughed at. Neither was/is remotely competent and capable of handling foreign affairs."

Oderunt tum metuant babay

2,596

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

He's for the gay now, he said the Boy Scouts should have accepted gay scoutmasters

Since he probably "camps" in a 5 bedroom beachhouse somebody should explain it to him

and before you blow up I believe George Takei when he says gay people are just like me except they're attracted to the same sex

this means every gay man is looking at my ass

2,597

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

YOU LIE

Romney will work harder than he ever has in his life before he confesses failure

should happen when he gets the mike at the inaugural ball

2,598

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

GOP should forget about this stuff though, makes them look edgy

forget it, have a concert singalong

i'm thinkin, Ted Nugent in the parking lot, leading 500 people in a chorus of Pistol Grip Pump In My Lap At All Times

2,599

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

wait until it turns out untrue dude

2,600

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

I'm pretty sure he got ankle restraints for something more than cooperating calmly