1,801 Reply by ☭ Fokker

(102 replies, posted in General)

Pubic Shaving?!
Attack my penis with a diamond edged cutting tool?!
Two words, and the second is "off" X(

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1,802 Reply by ☭ Fokker

(624 replies, posted in General)

You make the mistake of assuming that there is an Atheist community: If an atheist is spiritual then atheism is spiritual.

Just because, in my humble belief, I know there is no god it does not mean I have no interest in my spiritual wellbeing.

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1,803 Reply by ☭ Fokker

(24 replies, posted in Politics)

> Black_Wing wrote:

> Decentralize the US Federal Govt ??

Let the states take care of the day to day business of running the state....w/o a Million Fedral agencies ??

You mean, go back the the Constitution and the framers intent ??


God Forbid..... The Socialists will go into a tizzy.<


Actually that sounds like a fantastic Idea to me.

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1,804 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

What's happening in Zimbabwe has nothing to do with socialism.

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1,805 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(41 replies, posted in Politics)

I dont use whitener because my dentist assures me that enamel is not naturally white and that whitened enamel is actually quite weak.
Also I've never wasted money on braces for my teeth (which are crooked due to my jaw being too small and my never having my wisdom teeth removed) mainly because my teeth work just fine.

So I have yellowed and crooked teeth, which are probably better than yours tongue

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1,806 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(97 replies, posted in Politics)

Britain was always under the threat of invasion, it came closer to falling than many of you realise.
Also while you were making General Von Klinkerhoffen Croissant and Th

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1,807 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(142 replies, posted in Politics)

"Our good friend Michael gets to be in charge of the military, strategy, weapons research and propaganda."

"In Charge" Capiche? You can do whatever the hell you like as long as it keeps the world scared of us... the fact that I had to point this out to you makes me wonder if you are cut out for the position.

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1,808 Topic by &#9773; Fokker

(13 replies, posted in Roleplay)

White Meat, that's what they called him. Most of the time.

His existence was always tolerated rather than accepted; found during a Bloodhunt against the dishonoured Hish clan the only thing that saved him from death was his flesh rather than his infancy, so utterly different was his flesh from the flesh of the rest of the clan, hence his name. A cursory examination of his genes confirmed that he was indeed not related to any of the Hish, but that did not alter the association.

He stood shakily and began making his way to the waste room near the front of the passenger shuttle. "Hey! White Meat's going to void himself again! Maybe we should change your name to Soft Meat?" The laughter was cut short as the Female stood quickly. She slowly made her way towards the one who had called out, mandibles clicking slowly, softly, "Everyone has voided themselves at least once." She tipped her head to one side, her eyes shone as though she were about to make a trophy out of a great prey, "Everyone except you. Have you been on a ship before, hmm? How many times have you failed this hunt?" More laughter.

The door closed and the lock hissed behind White as he leaned heavily on the wall, his head hanging down and his mandibles splayed as wide as he could manage. He stood there for what seemed like hours, before finally the familiar hot rush of fluid came rapidly up his throat. Suddenly the door started banging rapidly as it the motor tried to pull it open without opening the lock and his ears rang with the sound of screeching electronics. Just as the vomit began to leave him the ship bucked, the sound of metal rending and buckling drowned out the sound of screeching electronics, and the waste pot seemed to leap up and attack him, spraying him with his own waste.
As consciousness abandoned him all he could think was "I hope nobody finds me".

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1,809 Topic by &#9773; Fokker

(64 replies, posted in Roleplay)

A group of unblooded Yautja are travelling on ship to a place where their training will be put into practice for the first time; if successful in their hunt they will become Blooded, the first step on the long road to becoming warriors of legend.

Although the pain of the Binding ceremony is still as fresh as their dreadlocks, and the wristblades which are now fused to their bones still feel alien rather than part of their bodies, they are excited and eager as only juveniles can be, chattering and posturing with energy and enthusiasm.

As the ship flies accross Yautja space, it's cloaking field active, encased in a bubble of the mysterious realm known to the soft-meat's as Hyperspace, it passed close by a system of two stars known as Death Star's.
Suddenly one of the unstable pair explodes, bathing the ship with a pulse of radiation that wreaks havoc with the ship's systems a few short seconds before the shockwave hits, blasting the ship off course.

Out of control, the ship crashes heavily on an unknown world. As the survivors awaken it quickly becomes clear that the ship's engines are heavily damaged and will soon explode, turning the crash site and anything near it into a radioactive dust cloud.

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1) You can have two characters if you wish, but sooner or later one of them *must* die.

2) Your first post should be something of an introduction, a quick familiarisation with your character, ending roughly around the time of the ship being hit and your character being somehow knocked unconscious.

3) After that no one is allowed to post until my second post, which will be set immediately after the crash, as my character awakes.
This is to prevent certain acts which border on Godmoding.

4) Disregard AvP, AvP:R, and anything related.

5) This is their first time out so equipment will be basic.

6) Wikipedia is your friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator_(alien)#Desciption

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1,810 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(624 replies, posted in General)

> Loz is my style icon wrote:

> "Buddists have no gods"

they have spirituality<

And I suppose you know for a fact that Atheists can not be spiritual?

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1,811 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(142 replies, posted in Politics)

> Einstein wrote:

> I am not with you, I am against you. I am also sowing your roads with radioactives so thats why they have so many holes inside them. This is so when I do my next nuclear attack there is a nonstop chain fusion down the entire length of the road. It will be quite spectacular to see, and hazardous.<

Freak.

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1,812 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(624 replies, posted in General)

Buddhism - 61
Sikhism - 13
Taoism - 34
Bah

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1,813 Topic by &#9773; Fokker

(4 replies, posted in Politics)

Could you describe what happened both medically and from your point of view.
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I'll edit mine in later, I just wanted to post this before I forgot about it.

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1,814 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(64 replies, posted in Politics)

> Elysian Thebes wrote:

> and lest fokker be confused and think i'm allowing his easter - spring connection, no...

it follows on passover, jesus being cruxed the day before passover

and passover is calculated according to the old jewish tradition, based on when they came out of egypt.<


So you think Easter as we know it today has nothing to do with the Spring Equinox? Fine. Stupid but fine.

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1,815 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(91 replies, posted in Politics)

Well if anyone believes that prayer helps there was a test under observable conditions: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/health/2002901053_pray31.html

"There was virtually no difference in complication rates between patients in the first two groups. But the third group, in which patients knew they were receiving prayers, had a complication rate of 59 percent, significantly more than the 52 percent in the no-prayer group"

It's also worth noting that of the three groups the group that did not know it was being prayed for had the same results as the no prayer group.


And for those of you who honestly believe that all science is the source of all evil:
"You shall not put the LORD your God to the test." (Mt 4:7)

See? Even Jesus agrees!

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1,816 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(585 replies, posted in Community)

It keeps melting here

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1,817 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(10 replies, posted in General)

When I sw the title I was expecting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG6tRSpWqJA&feature=related

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1,818 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(40 replies, posted in General)

I know a man whos gilrfriend lives in Japan. Untill recently every weekend he took a plane to see her for what was roughly 12 hours. The longer you spend apart, he says, the harder it gets.

I don't know how useful that was, but good luck wink

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1,819 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(102 replies, posted in General)

I shave my beard once every 2 to 3 days, but that's it, nothing else ever gets trimmed.

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1,820 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(624 replies, posted in General)

Atheism Version 2.0 - 57
Sikhism - 14
Taoism - 33
Bah

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1,821 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(91 replies, posted in Politics)

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+The Link Is Fixed+
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1,822 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(41 replies, posted in Politics)

Almost everything outside of emergency NHS care is half privatised so the problem is is not limited to dentistry, but also opticians too. I cannot say beyond that as I only have experience of those two.

oh, and most of Britain is fluroidized... I hate that word X(

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1,823 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(142 replies, posted in Politics)

"It would be stupid of you to kill me as you can use My image as a terrorist to invade other countries. A world order needs an enemy to keep the people united. I will set up an offshore bank account to which you can wire me money to fund my terrorist activities."

I don't need you alive to do that. tongue


"Where in the world is my Job, Fokker?"

Propaganda is already covered by each person... You can be in charge of Channel One, a channel that runs a little like the BBC did in the 1980's.

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1,824 Reply by &#9773; Fokker

(7 replies, posted in Community)

So... Does one of you have a Cammy outfit?

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5189/cammy3ui.jpg

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1,825 Topic by &#9773; Fokker

(8 replies, posted in Roleplay)

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