It's like having sex to keep your virginity.

There's only one quote I actualy believe in: "The sane people get it right in the end" ~ Billy Connolly

Indeed what a moron! A third Transformers movie is just ridiculous!

"u make useless round trips just because you can, doncha"

I wouldn't call them useless. While everyone will be stuffed together in a stadium for about 2 hours, I'd use the free public transport to visit cities I haven't been before. Amsterdam, Liege and so on..

One main advantage of organising the world cup here:
finally there would be a world cup with decent beer as an option

Another (actual) advantage is that we're part of the Shengen region, so it should be rather easy and fast for European countries to fly over. That could relieve the stress on airports and such a bit more compared to Russia (for example; their passport checks are notorious)..

I quite like that watersplatter persona.

"As for WFS, even if you don't like football, you surely will appreciate the free public transport during the tournament"

Hell yes!

And the cuckoo clocks were even invented in Germany!

"Never heard of him."

He did the vocals for this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-095okyQY
the only song I know of him I really adore (I'm not really a fan of metal).

You foolishly forgot Michael Jackson in that list!

I liked his singing on Roger Glover's "love is all (butterfly ball)"

On top of that, Bobbejaan Schoepen died as well! I couldn't find a decent original version, but here's a good cover of his most famous song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O34uEH98KYQ

"In a few years, I hope to meet you in Amsterdam. I have plans for you."

Wrong country, lad.
I'm not your prostitute-visiting and weed-smoking stereotype. Hell, it's not even true for the Dutch!

"Once I get a job and situated I will offer one and even offer to bus poor Justinian down"

Hold on, weren't you working as a trucker?