You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.<<<

Uh, yeah, saving to buy education is one way up. 

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend."<<

required when we argue with liberals who insist that being a white adult means you have no experience of "real America"

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.<<

when an unborn baby is committing murder-suicide even the Pope supports execution.  called "indirect abortion"

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.<<

and you never been robbed by airport security or the post office

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches." <<

Didn't know FDR was a republican

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Honey." <<

didn't know LBJ and Carter was Republican.

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. <<

he doesn't hit his kids!

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance." <<

no its cause Dave Chappelle really opened our eyes to the drug abuse and prostitution subtexts

You use any of these terms to describe your wife: Old ball and chain, little woman, old lady, tax credit... <<

didn't know Bill Clinton was a Republican

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love. <<

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You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values." <<

I thought liberals argued that, as justification to remove 400-year old oils and replace them with 20th century shit smears

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969. <<

you think Birkenstock is a church shoe

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home. <<

liberals take nothing but photographs and leave nothing but bloody drag marks in the grass

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you. <<<

not as much as Korea
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bhlh_rodney-dangerfield-sam-kinison_fun

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America. <<

Naw. Oprah marks the end of mainstream white supremacism.  We no longer have a struggle for nonwhite equality.  Now we have a struggle for nonwhite advantage.

You've ever said, "Clean air? Looks clean to me." <<

Ha, I live in California

You've ever referred to Anita Hill as a "lying bitch" while attending a Bob Packwood fund-raiser. <<

Anita Hill tried to make anonymous accusations and changed her story after a recess conference with Democrat Senators

You spent MLK Day reading "The Bell Curve." <<

never read it, heard they fudged the math.  race is acultural construct so extrapolation of IQ over a estimate of a subculture has too many variables to be debated as science.  Might as well claim that 750 annual measurements let you calculate global climate.

You've ever called education a luxury. <<

I read what Sallie Mae said when they told me to use my credit card for professional education

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle. <<

You take the Blue Jays seriously?

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable. <<

They'd refer you to the treasury.  i believe it counts just as a payment.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker. <<

Ollie North is a wanker and bumper stickers invite vandalism

You're afraid of the "liberal media." <<

I'm afraid of stomach cramps, hence, I avoid the liberal media

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...." <<

Hey, if you'd rather we fall back on our 300 bear-rifles like they do in 90% of the planet, okaaay...just that in this country, tradition dictates we don't burn the mutha down over interest rates

You've ever called the National Endowment for the Arts a bunch of pornographers. <<

Right, a man sodomizing another man with a whip handle is a farking masterpiece.

You think all artists are gay. <<

You know they could be and not know it.

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society." <<

You saw that Chappelle bit too!

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes<<

You applaud barefootedness as better for the soul

> Metrex wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoqET-3a4lA&feature=related

he made ellen lol heres the little interview and he talks to gaga herself.. the biatch didnt sign him on! lol

all she says is good luck <<<

oh I thought she'd say "Go get a dictionary and look up "copyright".  I didn't wail in gay bars for five years soz you could rob me!  One phone call, get me, one phone call and you're on a milk carton! You lousy worm, don't frakwidme again."

maybe backstage

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shit man is pretty sick

sicker than bat man

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oh well I would said no

still

o.O

5-member panels of appointees don't screw with 300 million Americans without sounding out the President first...

nice try, almost got me to listen to a lady gaga song

boooo