Ok I am officially bored.

I will take on anyone and everyone on one topic. This is a challenge as if I slapped you all in the face and called you cowards

I will make a long list of topics. Choose 3. The top 5 topics in 3 days will become the final list, you will choose 1 from that list. Winning topic is the one I will fix bayonets, fill my sand bags, and defend my position against all comers (even if he wants, Zarf, which would be epic for sure).

I will not do this with less than 6 opponents. You see I do not want to kill children and less than 6 would be infantcide.

My standards for posting

I cannot always go url hunting, if you wish to question something I state you must first investigate it to make sure I am not off the deep end.

I am a truck driver with weird hours. Do not hold me to instant, immeadiate, fast, or quick replies. I reply when I can. Some posts may require more time than I currently have, if you think I am not rreplying, you may politely ask if I intend to reply, because I intend to (see below)

If I call on you about information, since there is far more of you than I, you must provide source information (in English) via a url for me. You can also copy paste from the url to speed me up.

If I catch you ignoring evidence, I can call you out. If you still ignore it I call you wounded in action. Three wounds means in this debate you are dead to me.

If I cannot break your argument, I will be wounded in action. Three wounds and you have killed me and my effort. If I am truly caught ignoring you, and I make replies but do not reference your post after getting called on it, I will accept a wound if Zarf thinks I was hit (if he agrees to judge that specific portion) with avoiding on purpose.

This is war, expect it to get bloody, but a respectful war. I expect trolls to be shot by all parties who are interested in forum reform.

My topics are just topics, my stance on the top 5 topics will be posted, but not on this huge, thumb injury inducing list. Some topics may seem similar, but to some they will be quite different

My topics:
Late term abortion
Crime
Sex ed
Capitalism
Socialism
Free market
Planned economy
Unions
Racism
Republics
Democracies
World policing
UN
Currencies
Fiscal policy
Subsidies
Housing and urban development
Amnesty
Immigration
Border control
Interior dept
EPA
US military
China
Islamic Extremism
Censorship
Terrorism
Espionage
Internet piracy
Fairness doctrine
Global warming
Climate change
Nationalization
To big to fail
Business bailouts
Insurance
Health care
Imperialism
Laws
Judges
The Constitution
State Rights
TEA Parties
Conservatives
Liberals
States Rights
The United States
Canadian Censorship
Welfare
Australian Censorship
ACTA
ACLU
Drug Legalization
Libertarians
Pharmaceuticals
Patents
Copyrights
The American Dream
Small Business
Large Businesses
Monopolies
Lobbyists
Taxes
Fair tax
Flat tax
Tiered taxation
Death tax
Propert taxes
Sales tax
Value added tax (VAT)
Amtrack
Deficits
Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
Home loans
Racial profiling
Profiling
War
Pacificism
First Amendment
2nd Amendment
10th Amendment
Big media
Property zoning laws
Environmentalism
Green power
Coal power
Oil
Nuclear power
Gay rights
Affirmative Action
Futures market (consumables)
Stock market
Hospitals
Cash for clunkers
Social security
Fair trade
Free trade
Piracy (Eg Somalia)
Iran
Nukes
Incandescent lightbulbs
'Upgrading for power savings'
Fuel mileage and other vehicle standards
Universities/colleges
Facism
Tyranny
genocide/democide
Democrats
Science funding
Asbestos
AIDS
Black Pathers
'The Race'
Inflation
Minimum wages
Maximum wages
Luxury taxes
Hysteria
Israels right to exist
Early retirement
Biofuels

While this list is by no means exhaustive, and some topics are restricted to specific subsets from the start, it is a huge list.

If no 5 items are clear winners I will remove any topics not selected and/or some of the very least selected and we will further narrow it down to 5.

Try me, or be branded a political coward!