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is it just me, or are you a COMPLET nerd?

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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2 Reply by Ps (edited by Petrolstone 12-May-2010 02:53:06)

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5 line sig? I thought you could only have 4 yikes


Moved-> Community?

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Re: Chris_Balsz

What's the matter, he knew one thing too many you didn't know? I don't think he tutors. Sorry.

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while I am a 35 year old virgin, who wears a pocket protector, button down collars, a Hindenburg crew cut, played tuba for my PE credits in high school, and once spent 2 hours expounding on the nonsensical political landscape of ST: Voyager, I...um.

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Re: Chris_Balsz

hahahahaha

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Nerds rule, you drool!

I myself worked on desiigning the ultimate mechs in battle tech. When the clan arrived and the mechwarrior book came out I made a Daishi with all med pulse lasers and a targeting computer. I then made the ultimate clanner mechwarrior.

I could hit any target unless I rolled snake eyes with every gun in the center torso so long as they were in range. Chances of survival were nil!


Hail to fellow nerds!

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cop friend of mine had one like that, a Flea with 20 small pulse lasers, and double heat sinks and MASC, could run 12 and fire without negative modifier--and you had a -2 to track him, and if half his lasers hit, you had to roll against a fall with a 1/6 chance of failing.  And the rules say "if you move X hexes, tracking modifiers kick in for opponents" even if its in a circle.  Guess what he loved to do

our host had a modded Atlas with a hatchet.  and jump jets

worst of all is the Solaris VII arena game set, because that is closer to the video games than anything.  Every weapon has a reload rate.  Except MGs.

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Re: Chris_Balsz

How many points was that Einstein?

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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My gunnery was a -5, before the targeting computer and pulse laser bonuses


I once made a medium mech decked out in just machine guns. It was a 'police mech' for 'crowd control'

I also like mechwarrior for the ability to use a decent gyrojet rifle to snipe at the cockpit of a mech from foot. Good for captures if you get a lucky hit, dangerous if there is nothing to distract said mech from the sniper...

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10 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 12-May-2010 19:09:53)

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We could never get enough continuity to do Mechwarrior campaigns.  We simulated career but it ended when we killed Scott's character with a head shot.  It was one of those things that happen in battle...if everybody tries an aimed head shot for six turns.

"HOW THE FRAK DO  YOU KNOW MY MECH IS THE COMMANDER? HOW THE FRAK COULD YOU KNOW THAT? TELL ME THAT'S LEGITIMATE CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE!"

"he gave himself away"

"HOW??!!!"

"hand signals"

"FRAK YOU ALL"

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Re: Chris_Balsz

I used to play an online space exploration and war game. Now I just hang round the forums under a meaningless pseudonym

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: Chris_Balsz

so say we all!

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okay I've got to ask on the virgin thing: why no hookers?

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14 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 12-May-2010 21:25:32)

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why bother?  that's what stopped me

if I don't care about her then it isn't fun.

and since being a family law legal assistant/ paralegal I conclude the probability the bitch will turn psycho if impregnated is directly proportionate to the ease with which she got on her back for you

I know a guy who has 9 years of court hearings becuase he had a 1 night stand and got a daughter out of it.

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I think we need to send Chris to a mostly chick nerd convention so he can get hooked up.

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In town for one night, met the same day, getting it on for kicks, yeah that's 1:1 odds of having her bring a toddler to my job to bawl me out

Plus I would go to Hell

And spend eternity with the sort of lefty I can't even stand for a blog post

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Not for a stand, for a gf possible future wife.... geez

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18 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 13-May-2010 01:52:26)

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thanks guy, you can have all the lot lizards

thhbppttt tongue

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I biought a sticker that says 'no lot lizards' tongue

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Re: Chris_Balsz

women sense my power. They seek the life essence.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
But I do deny them my essence.

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So when did Jabba the Hutt make a Eunich outta you? tongue


(You know this is in jest, I would love to meet a 35yo FEMALE virgin I could eventually marry)

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22 Reply by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 13-May-2010 06:46:25)

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Hehe, Chris has offers from female IC members to devirginize him all ready, and yet he has rejected them. I have also offered to spend $ on his behalf to seduce a girl to devirginize him, and he rejected that too. He's hopeless.

For the record, I do not touch female virgins. Flint can level them up a few levels first for all I care.

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Hehe, Chris has offers from female IC members to devirginize him all ready, and yet he has rejected them<<

don't remember that one o.O

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It was from some girl in Britain. I forget her name.

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oh well I would said no

still

o.O

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