or maybe the one the world wants

or maybe the one that was planned yikes

what people want and what they need and what you can plan are very different things

so, they get Batman

actually that's a profound answer.  you got the reference because Batman is popular. Nobody really needs Batman but people want to see Batman. If you were planning the world you wouldn't plan for billions of dollars going to Warner Brothers for Batman, because nobody needs to hear about Batman.  But they want Batman.  I begin to think if Batman didn't exist somebody would have to invent him.  Maybe we do need him.  Maybe our plans can't work til we figure that out.

I say we build a mother ship with lots of nukes and put it in orbit

winner gets to the mothership first

I agree with Little Paul.  During the Cold War we were prepared to see NY and Washington nuked and still fight on.  Now I'm supposed to believe we can't eat, we'll starve, without AIG or Citibank?  It's not like the human resources vanish when a bank goes under.  All those people still know how to bank.  They just need an employer. 

US needs a banking industry.

We don't need these banks.

for $900 billion we could have started over with fresh banks eager to prove they weren't as stupid greedy as the last bunch.

lemme say in that regard Obama is just continuing Bush's failed recovery policy, but Obama has also added a war on carbon and oil and coal and natural gas and jacked up the price of doing financial business and now he's screwing with healthcare.

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talk like that is why we're here instead of dancing with women like that

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but it's probably not necessary

this man is a genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O72RLP5fF4

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your island is home to many unique flora and fauna

this is a clue that nobody knows your purty flowers

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007:  No cards, Reidfinger.
REIDFINGER:  All in.
007:  Very well, all in.
REIDFINGER: And raise you $500!
007:  Hey, you can't--
REIDFINGER:  Yeah, blabbermouth?  Raise ya $5000!
007: Crap! I fold!

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We need a party that understands the power of the House to control funding.

Democrats as a matter of ideology think we are morally obligated to create bigger centralized planning and so every future Congress has a duty to fund the healthcare bill passed in 2010.  We can never revisit it

Republicans are proving they don't want the House to use its power to pick and choose what to fund. And I think that is because the heads of GOP want to control the public, they want everything to come down to the presidential campaign which they also want wrapped up without holding primaries in most states.

If the American people recognize that they can defund the IRS, TSA, FBI, DEA, ICE, Obamacare, EPA, Air Force, whatever, by electing a House majority that won't vote to fund them, they will have a lot of power.  And the parties will lose a lot of power.  The parties do not want to try to coordinate 435 elections every 2 years.  They want to slather money on 33 Senate races every two years and 1 Presidential election every 4 years.  And they definitely don't want their precious Senators confronted with the voters' demands for defunding every two years.

What did Rove tell us 4 years ago?  He said when he was running elections for the party he was promising Senators that if they won and became incumbent, the Party would support their re-election no matter what.  So why should they see sense if they're guaranteed the money to get re-elected?  Why should they even care that the House wins based on promises?  Why should their cushy career be affected just because the voters got their panties in a wad about mandatory insurance premiums?  And they don't care.

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drudge has the guy with two artificial legs hauling a barricade with his Sedgeway

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JPAC admits to phony ceremonies honoring ‘returning’ remains

WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense unit charged with recovering servicemembers’ remains abroad has been holding phony “arrival ceremonies” for seven years, with an honor guard carrying flag-draped coffins off of a cargo plane as though they held the remains returning that day from old battlefields.

The Pentagon acknowledged Wednesday that no honored dead were in fact arriving, and that the planes used in the ceremonies often couldn’t even fly, and were towed into position. The story was first reported on nbcnews.com.

The ceremonies at Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam in Hawaii are held up as a sign of the nation’s commitment to its fallen warriors. They have been attended by veterans and families of MIAs, led to believe that they were witnessing the return of Americans killed in World War II, Vietnam and Korea.

In a statement sent to NBC News, the Pentagon wrote:

“Part of the ceremony involves symbolically transferring the recovered remains from an aircraft to a vehicle for follow-on transportation to the lab. Many times, static aircraft are used for the ceremonies, as operational requirements dictate flight schedules and aircraft availability. This transfer symbolizes the arrival of our fallen servicemembers.

“It is important to note that recovered remains ceremoniously transferred from the aircraft to the [bus] have been in the lab undergoing forensic analysis to determine identity. When remains first arrive in Hawaii, JPAC cannot confirm if the remains are those of an American servicemember.”

NBC writes that the ceremonies have been known among some of the military and civilian staff at the base as The Big Lie.

The Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command, or JPAC, has come under intense scrutiny in recent months after two scathing reports were released this summer.

In July, The Associated Press ran a story exposing a 2012 internal JPAC report that found the agency to be “acutely dysfunctional” with some missions that amounted to little more than paid vacations for staffers.

A second investigation released weeks later by the Government Accountability Office found that Pentagon efforts to account for fallen troops missing overseas were inefficient and in need of overhaul, according to congressional sources.

In 2010, lawmakers mandated JPAC to reach an annual goal of recovering at least 200 fallen troops from overseas battlefields by 2015, but it had failed to build the capacity to do so, the GAO found. Currently the Hawaii-based command averages less than 70 individuals per year.

Much of the inefficiency found by the GAO researchers comes down to a turf war between JPAC and the Defense Prisoner of War/Missing Personnel Office, which shares some of the same responsibilities, Congressional sources said.

The show

According to the NBC report, here’s what the audience was shown:

A C-17 military transport aircraft was parked, its ramp down, outside a hangar at the base. After generals and dignitaries were introduced, a military chaplain said a prayer, the audience sang “The Star-Spangled Banner,” and “Taps” was played. Then an honor guard carried flag-draped transfer cases, which look like coffins, down the ramp and placed them in the back of blue buses, which were driven away.

The emcee thanked the audience for “welcoming them home.” The script continued, “After removal from the aircraft, the remains will be taken to the Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command’s Central Identification Laboratory. There, JPAC scientists will begin the identification process.”

Citing eyewitnesses and photographs taken behind the scenes, NBC wrote that what actually happened is very different:

Before 6 a.m., the honor guard assembled behind the JPAC headquarters on the base. They loaded transfer cases onto the buses and drove to the hangar.

The honor guard loaded the transfer cases into the pre-positioned C-17, then rehearsed for the ceremony. They then returned to the plane, and waited.

The public was allowed in for the 9 a.m. ceremony: invited politicians, media, families of the missing and veterans. Employees from JPAC were bused over to fill out the crowd.

Then the show began, with tears and salutes as the remains were marched to the buses, then driven off to the lab to “begin the identification process.”

Jesse Baker, an 81-year-old Air Force veteran of World War II and Korea living in Honolulu, told NBC News that he has been to more than 50 of these ceremonies. He said he’s always been under the impression that the plane had just arrived carrying recovered remains.

Baker tried to make sense of why the DOD would work so hard to trick him and other veterans. “That’s disturbing. I don’t know when they stopped being honest and switched over to this Mickey Mouse, but whoever did it, I hope they find him a new job somewhere.”

And the moral is: Buy U.S. Bonds!  Keep 'em flying!

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Buy US Bonds! Pay no attention to our internal political turmoil! It matters not that more Americans believe UFOs are real than trust either party!  Buy US Bonds! At low low low rates! Bam bam bam! Sign on the line that is dotted!

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...you people are sick.

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British India is 5 countries: Pakistan, Nepal, India, Bangledesh and Myanmar

because they don't like each other

Oh wait Sri Lanka is the 6th

they didn't want to be separate

but everybody forgot them too

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naw pay them in full

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxr_vzc5m4

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1.  "separation of church and state" is not in the constitution. What is in the constitution is a ban on the establishment of religion.
     which means declaring the Catholics can't claim a religious exemption for abortion funding, because they don't object to social security, is establishing a federal definition of what a "real" church is going forward.  Which is establishing a state church.

2.  Obamacare passed in 2010.   You know what 2013 funding for Obamacare passed in 2010? $0.
     You know what 2013 funding for the Air Force was passed in 2010?  $0.
     The funding is open to be reduced or eliminated, every year.  No Congress is obliged to provide money for past programs.

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I'm just saying QEII looks a lot like Kamahl nowadays.  Anno Domini and all that


Sandra Bullock

dammit I have everybody mixed up

Give me your tired, your poor, your wretched refuse
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
And eat free and rent free and toke free
I know a guy in the UK

'Oo let em in?  YOU_FOOL

Great let me know where to queue for my Council housing and NHS and food coupons in your town Fool
I will be over shortly for my new life of nonbigoted freebies
Rule Britannia

hey all you others come one, you can use my flat when I'm out protesting British bigotry

Here Fool, send over the QEII to pick up these guys as the first boatload
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPTUbirMNL4

clearly the UK owes these guys a life

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furriner perspective of American politics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlV3oQ3pLA0

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Queen Elizabeth II

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he not only ordered a superfluous shutdown of Mt. Rushmore

he ordered orange cones put up on highways so you aren't allowed to park off the road to look at Mr. Rushmore

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"The law is there.  It was presented and voted upon in good faith.  It's law. It's enacted. "

So what? If the Law is God Almighty, how come there's illegal aliens getting driver's licenses in California?  Who are you guys kidding with this "Dude, it's the law" crap?  So what? What about it?  I tell you that doesn't matter, and then what?

It was presented and voted upon in good faith.

No it wasn't by the way.  For one thing, it wasn't even written when the Senate passed it.  They made amendments verbally and voted before a written final draft came down. 

Secondly Obama lied to a number of Senators.  They thought they secured agreements that the mandatory plan was not going to fund abortion.  As with Obama's promise that people could keep their insurance if they liked it, it was a deliberate lie.   The Secretary of Health and Human Services was authorized to come up with a minimum plan.  As ordered, she abused that authority to include abortion, unisex condition coverage, and a slew of other freebies to create a bloated "minimum" plan that nobody in America bought on their own.  Everybody with a targeted, limited plan has now had their plan outlawed. 

Deliberate lies are not "good faith."

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"Wow! 88 people a day? Wtf is up with that? How many do the cops kill out of 88? Good vs Bad? lol big_smile"

Most gun deaths in America are suicides.

I'm coming out against the George-Zimmerman, Scorpio-killer concealed carry deal.  The point of armed citizens is nobody does anything to need to be shot, not that crooks get surpised and shot.  We should tote openly like Mexican bandits.

Browse a bit on this website.
http://homicides.redeyechicago.com/

I don't think "guns" are the problem here.