it's gone, you are a wreck
tears on your pillow, you just want it back

nanananana nana nanananana nana

If I ever go ballistic I'll have the decency of making my manifesto a week long sado masochistic orgy

she's gone

no sushi?

she can expect many more robbers in the future!

People always feel they deserve the easiest life they can be given. If that means spending the wealth of future generations then so be it. The only reliable way to get unpopular measures like fiscal conservativism through is to invent a big bad that forces your politicians to behave responsibly even in the face of massive public support not to be responsible. I always considered the tactic New York used (well it may be an urban myth I dunno) to climb out of its budgetary mess to be a good one, which was that if the books were not balanced accountants would come in and start making cuts for the politicians, no matter how painful or unpopular those cuts were.

they were also the first to recognize South Sudan... musceling in on oil supplies can only mean one thing...

making them wet and sticky all over their bodies?

truer words have never been spoken!

I NEVER EVER WENT THERE I WENT TO THE Bierkelder. 12 OLD GIRLS OD'ing on COKE IN THE BATHROOM STALLS FTW!!

YOU WORK IN SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST PIT OF SIN????? YOU SHOULD GO TO the OASE, IT'S GAY BAR

live and learn eh, it's something a lot of good men experience in their lives...

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."