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So I've been dating my barber, or I thought I was, for like 2 years, and I was waiting to go out with her to dinner, and I let a customer get a haircut in front me, because I said I was waiting to take her to dinner.
And she said "Yeah he's taking me to dinner, we're just friends".

So... I guess that means we're not dating?

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2 Reply by [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie (edited by [PW9]~KT~ 18-Jun-2011 17:47:21)

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Aw shiet, friendzoned.

Bail like a [ ] dude.

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well I still need my haircut

i will ask our 23 yr old law clerk if any of her highschool classmates are available

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if it was a male customer and you guys aren't open about your relationship then she might have just said that because she was trying to get a better tip. it is also not that bad if you guys have never described yourselves as in a relationship.  she might be waiting for you to be the first one to describe it as that.  if you have been referring to each other as bf/gf then yea that is weird that she said my friend rather than my bf is taking me out.  if you're concerned about it then confront her about it. the power is yours!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

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pretty sure barbers are all male.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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6 Reply by Render (edited by [Render] 18-Jun-2011 04:17:38)

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yeah thats the problem Chris, stop calling her "a barber" and she'll appreciate it, I swear you mean "my hairdresser" as thats the correct female word.
I know it because I wrote and recorded a song like 12 years ago for a pretty and hot girl whose often cut my hair and man that was an intense sexual act everytime she was touching my neck and shoulders...woot! tongue:p

If ya need help I can upload the song for you smile she'll fall in your arms (itching for action scratch scratch."!)

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i dont know whether to laugh or shudder hmm

sup bitches

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I once had a hairdresser whom asked me if I wanted to marry her smile

but I felt kinda young, and she probably was kinda joking. and my mom was there aswell

but damn, they do can be beautifull, 't was her eyes I think,

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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dating should lead to an actual intimate relationship that both parties acknowledge eventually, otherwise it retroactively ceases to be dating!


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> So I've been dating my barber, or I thought I was, for like 2 years, and I was waiting to go out with her to dinner, and I let a customer get a haircut in front me, because I said I was waiting to take her to dinner.
And she said "Yeah he's taking me to dinner, we're just friends".

So... I guess that means we're not dating?

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Talk about it.

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Talking is hard

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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try sticking ur penis into her vagina, if she does not resist it means u 2 are dating.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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thats soooo romantic parrot, I almost cry

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lolz

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zomg our yell! dating big_smile
whoohoo, you go yell, dont get disappointed, couldve been the whole situation and all, maybe she likes to keep business and private matters separate , you know how ppl talk at the hairdresser's smile
if it bothers you, talk about it smile

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So, I saw her again and she forgot my name.  Guess she was preoccupied about dropping $15,000 on a business deal on a handshake, and of course it blew up and so she's trying to get it back.

um

think I'll swear myself to celibacy

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Two years.... and you didnt kiss her?

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good riddance, hope you didn't pay for her share!

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...she used some of her kids savings sad

smooching is kind of forward also she's short

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of course your just friends! You see this gal frequently over 2 years and you never once thought to ask her out??

Women want us to make the first move. You need to actively pursue the pussy if you want to get the pussy. You cant just casually run into the pussy on occasion and assume its yours! LOL

Next time man up and BUST A MOVE!!

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Don't you still live at home?

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nope he now lives at a home

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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my statement still holds true, regardless of with whom i live tongue

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I think he was talking to the Yell? Anyway yep your right AA, make that move dude or its the four knuckle shuffle..

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So I've been raping my barber, or I thought I was, for like 2 years

FTFY

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