the $1 trillion gold coin should be five inches across, be 1mm 24k gold foil enclosing 5 grams of Hershey's chocolate
that way some european female will eat it, merkel or QEII
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the $1 trillion gold coin should be five inches across, be 1mm 24k gold foil enclosing 5 grams of Hershey's chocolate
that way some european female will eat it, merkel or QEII
got his ninja training online
oh no it's almost 420 in mn
happy birthday
"I will give you one slap across the face you stop by my house."
well you're not American
what would you use to slap him with
made xerosense
been saying that for years
1. buy 1 trillion euro
2. link the dollar to euro at 20 to 1
3. pay off us debt with eurodollar, letem have change as a tip
4. switch back
worked for hitler
that fart would rock bonn to its foundations
render baboso X( 9/11 WORKED ergo was not CIA
if 747s bounced off skyscrapers or got stuck without blowing up or burning then I would say "oh shit CIA plot"
Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra
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Last updated at 3:53 PM on 12th July 2011
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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'
Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S0zsmb3n
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Is Theodora a ruski?
I'm sure Barack Obama will guarantee the entire debt of Eurozone
wtf not
i actually forgot about calling on this, been working every day
i think a drunk bartender's chances of scoring probably approach certitude
which is why they forbid it
made me look that up
if you're still bored you can fill water balloons with beer and throw them at patrons
The dangers of excessive heat can creep up on you! Are you taking all precautions? T
This guide which ran in our most popular newspaper will help you stay safe. You gotta convert to Celsius, because we're from planet US.
http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/USA-Today-Weather-Graphic.jpg
we could dance and party
all night
and drink some cherry wine
uh huh
has been off doing british stuff
I DENOUNCE COMRADES ARNOR AND PRIMO
they perpetuate the bourgeois theft of property by denying free refills
as if the beer belonged to some man with a piece of paper, and was not truly the People's beer!!!
/me snaps fingers to Zoz's poem
/me cuts belgian beer with mineral water for a Cincinnati cocktail ![]()
/me pours airplane bottle of scotch into belgian beer for a boilermaker
too bad arnor is not there to ask you to make mixed drinks and then correct your mixology
what movie???
only "The Usual Suspects"!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/
should not have started the Armageddon that is Balsz v Kiwis v demnutz
claims who smelt it dealt it
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