the $1 trillion gold coin should be five inches across, be 1mm 24k gold foil enclosing 5 grams of Hershey's chocolate

that way some european female will eat it, merkel or QEII

4,777

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got his ninja training online

4,778

(7 replies, posted in Community)

oh no it's almost 420 in mn

happy birthday

4,779

(69 replies, posted in Community)

"I will give you one slap across the face you stop by my house."

well you're not American

what would you use to slap him with

4,780

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

made xerosense

been saying that for years

1. buy 1 trillion euro
2. link the dollar to euro at 20 to 1
3. pay off us debt with eurodollar, letem have change as a tip
4. switch back

worked for hitler

4,782

(9 replies, posted in Politics)

that fart would rock bonn to its foundations

render baboso X(  9/11 WORKED ergo was not CIA

if 747s bounced off skyscrapers or got stuck without blowing  up or burning then I would say "oh shit CIA plot"

4,783

(6 replies, posted in General)

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra
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Last updated at 3:53 PM on 12th July 2011

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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'

Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html#ixzz1S0zsmb3n

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Is Theodora a ruski?

4,784

(9 replies, posted in Politics)

I'm sure Barack Obama will guarantee the entire debt of Eurozone

wtf not

4,785

(56 replies, posted in General)

i actually forgot about calling on this, been working every day

4,786

(68 replies, posted in General)

i think a drunk bartender's chances of scoring probably approach certitude

which is why they forbid it

4,787

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made me look that up

4,788

(68 replies, posted in General)

if you're still bored you can fill water balloons with beer and throw them at patrons

4,789

(2 replies, posted in General)

The dangers of excessive heat can creep up on you! Are you taking all precautions?  T

This guide which ran in our most popular newspaper will help you stay safe.  You gotta convert to Celsius, because we're from planet US.

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/USA-Today-Weather-Graphic.jpg

4,790

(4 replies, posted in General)

we could dance and party
all night
and drink some cherry wine
uh huh

4,791

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

has been off doing british stuff

4,792

(68 replies, posted in General)

urra!

4,793

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I DENOUNCE COMRADES ARNOR AND PRIMO

they perpetuate the bourgeois theft of property by denying free refills

as if the beer belonged to some man with a piece of paper, and was not truly the People's beer!!!

4,794

(68 replies, posted in General)

/me snaps fingers to Zoz's poem

4,795

(68 replies, posted in General)

/me cuts belgian beer with mineral water for a Cincinnati cocktail big_smile

4,796

(68 replies, posted in General)

/me pours airplane bottle of scotch into belgian beer for a boilermaker

4,797

(68 replies, posted in General)

too bad arnor is not there to ask you to make mixed drinks and then correct your mixology

4,798

(16 replies, posted in General)

what movie??? yikes  only "The Usual Suspects"!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/

4,799

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should not have started the Armageddon that is Balsz v Kiwis v demnutz

4,800

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claims who smelt it dealt it