1. Hack the EU server
2. Create entry for Adolf Hitler, wanted war criminal
3. Change everybody's code to that of Hitler
4. Watch everybody who tries to  use a credit card in Europe get arrested

3,702

(15 replies, posted in Politics)

silly Einstein

you know "No Preference" head to head with Mitt Romney would sweep 40 states

3,703

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

Life should be the reward of people who can figure out the paperwork

this will lead to a society full of effete fruit eating doofuses living off the Morlocks

what could go wrong

none of you understand

Catholics aren't locked in here with you

You're locked in with US

viva cristo rey

shaw115

that "orders is orders and it was not my place to question" stuff went out in 1945

3,706

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

"In portland women can walk topless if they are not trying to be 'sexual' about it."

that's not widely known outside of portland

tells you what a dump portland is and what kind of hags hang out there tongue

rake
cad
strumpet
masher

these and other terms have died out (mainly since most people are mashers and strumpets)

but "slut" remains

people understand that free love is one thing, but too much is slutty

and if you're calling on Congress to force the Cardinal Archbishop to buy you birth control, you're a slut

3,708

(8 replies, posted in Politics)

helium is a strategic resource we denied it to Hitler
that's why the Hindenburg was full of hydrogen

3,709

(2,141 replies, posted in General)

I suppose I could count the Hs and Os

naaaaa

3,710

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

Yes in USA the Congress will pass a vague law (

...ron paul wants me to buy birth control for sluts???

3,712

(22 replies, posted in General)

primo is huge in Japan since he made Space Dutchman and the Invasion of Uranus

3,713

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

1. WTF?

2. ADA passed in 1990.
Majority party in Senate 1990 : Democrat
Majority party in House 1990 : Democrat

3.  This recent decision on motorized lifts in swimming pools is by the Obama Administration's Dept. of Justice, not by Congress.  See the DOJ's own release I linked to above:

"WASHINGTON

3,714

(2,141 replies, posted in General)

caffeine

3,715

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

from the Mouth of Sauron itself

http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2011/March/11-crt-324.html

3,716

(97 replies, posted in Politics)

could be you're both right, then what?

3,717

(97 replies, posted in Politics)

wtf?

who did you piss on Einstein, that's a war crime shooting the enemy and pissing on them

3,718

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

the blind are disabled

the deaf are disabled

the deaf and blind are definitely disabled

yet the Democrat Party makes no effort  to provide reasonable accomodation to disabled FEC members who can't read the DNC's mandatory disclosures

This violation is repeated at the state and county level

I hope Romney's DOJ sues their ass off and demands tenfold damages for violating not only ADA but RICO -- such orchestration lawlessness rises to the level of organized crime

3,719

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

ADA commands "reasonable accommodation to the disabled"

I would sue all the way to the Supreme Court arguing that any accommodation the disabled have gone without at every swimming pool in the US for 21 years after the ADA passed, is not "reasonable".

This is the harvest of the ADA, another one of Ted Kennedy's unworkable stupid liberal programs to better America:  Order employers to provided unspecified benefits to an undefined group of people.  Awesome.

3,720

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

i guess the answer is "STFU and die when convenient to the State"

3,721

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

How much would you spend to save somebody?

3,722

(97 replies, posted in Politics)

> Justinian I wrote:

> France ceased to be a technical subject, more appropriately called a piece of, the Holy Roman Empire not long after the Carolingian dynasty collapsed.<

No it was still a point as late as the 14th century. See Barbara Tuchman's "A Distant Mirror"

3,723

(2,141 replies, posted in General)

no wonder he wore a weird hat

wish he was wearing it in that picture yikes

"that is one freakin' bad ass wasp"

Yes much desert life must be badass to survive.  I myself was born in Phoenix

3,724

(15 replies, posted in Politics)

my uncle is a Democrat and a liberal and a 40 year union rep after he lost his arm in a sawmill that didn't pay to have safety shields

thing is he was a union rep for timber operators and he thinks yoohoos who scream about the spotted owl are farkin nuts

3,725

(97 replies, posted in Politics)

the old chinese empire didn't follow western terms of suzerainity.  in fact the West didn't either til the late medieval period, it's really a function of efficient transport: the Hundred Year's War was basically over the English King's claim to have inherited French provinces from Eleanor of Acquitane; the King of France was technically a subject of the Holy Roman Emperor; and the Pope pretty much claimed all of Italy for centuries.  None of that mattered to the locals and their purported rulers couldn't do anything about it.

In China they developed a more pragmatic approach: when the Emperor claimed to rule areas like Tibet, Mongolia, Vietnam and modern Tajikstan, he couldn't practically conquer those regions.  He could send an army there, with great difficulty, and that army could make life hell, and usually the local ruler who started such a war didn't last to the end of it when the Chinese left.  Local rulers decided a simpler way was to declare the emperor was overlord and then do what they liked.  The Chinese emperors accepted annual displays of tribute from provinces that didn't accept his bureaucracy, so long as they didn't play footsie with outside foriegn powers ( which most of them didn't want to do anyhow, preferring real independence).

You are not going to find a treaty of submission from Tibet to China.  It doesn't translate exactly any more than EU membership makes your country a vassal province of Brussels