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Re: Guess the Breakdown!

They never found the issue. But Friday of last week, my crank shaft... ummm... utterly blew apart...

2 weeks of repairs, at $108 an hour, 40 hours a week...

This bill would have made me cry if I was paying it wink

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Re: Guess the Breakdown!

how the hell did it blow up?

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$108 an hour?
That man's way too expensive! Defenatly when half the business collapsed!

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Here you see why the american economy failed

Einstein destroys a truck by jumping cantilever bridges

Some yahoo charges double to weld it back into a mobile Rubiks cube

Einstein's boss shoves the cost on to consumers

Stockholders go crazy

Einstein is given a second truck and a trainee

You einstein are the source of socialism

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He had to find a republican mechanic.  Wouldn't want a fair estimate in this economy.  Gotta milk him for all hes got.

Quack.

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The city my truck is in is as liberal as it gets. I tried to find a conservative... I failed.


Damn you Minnapollis!

Anyways I am now getting a truck in Chicago, and I forgot my bulletproof vest! Worse I have $500 cash on hand yikes

I am a dead man walking sad


Chris a simple test for you. I am what side of the road I drive on, and the lane I mostly drive in tongue

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Oh and $108 is very reasonable rate! Some places charge up to $250 an hour. Tis a business where they smell money and they try very hard to take it.

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in breaking news, SOMEBODY'S truck exploded and burned in Chicago  >.>

wonder WHOSE <.<

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Rofl... I am just thankful I am not in Tennessee! Few drivers have 'renters insurance' for the stuff in their truck. The water would set me back about $7000 sad

I feel bad for the drivers who's trucks I saw in the water.

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I never understood the point of pick up trucks. They're the size of a school and as aerodynamic as the great wall of China.
I only know one person (well, I know where he lives) who drives one, and he's a pimp..

It's the world upside down: Pick ups are bought for reliability and strength, but in those regions they build houses of wood!

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you're a student, if you need furniture you can just scavenge the curb

those of us who keep stuff from home to home gotta haul it

also my state has limited amount of paved roads -- a lot, but not 100%

but yeah trucks have got crazy

first they put in all those emission standards and that jacked the price 30%

so everybody borrowed the cost of atruck

so then they figured, if youre gonna finance anyway, why not make AC standard, acoustic engineer the interior, put in CD and stereo, premium upholstery, doodads and gizmos....tehy cost 2x what they need to

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Pickup truck? My truck is the length of a stretch limo, and I haul a 53 foot trailer behind me.

I can carry 44,500 pounds of weight in cargo, otherwise known as 44.5 tons of cargo, or as 22.25 tonnes of cargo.

Pickup truck! Hmmmph! X(

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Einstein's Big Ben, that there's Rubber Duck,
He's about to put the hammer down

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Yay, love the bashing smile

This forum is stupid.

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You should try hauling stuff with a prius Einstein


good for the environment

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nah he needs the cab, so he can lie down in the bunka nd watch "Duel"

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This 40,000 pounds of cheese won't fit in a damned Prius. Pound for pound I get much better milage than a fleet of Prius wannabe environmentally friendlys would.

Plus they won't last to somewhere between 500,000 miles and 1 million miles.

Heck some tractors have 2,000,000 miles on them.

<.<    >.>     <.<
I ran over a Prius just yesterday in fact, it was flattened to the size of a man hole cover... I average 1 a week. Some lucky drivers claim three a week! Sigh I won't be a true truck driver til I can get four in the same day... remember, no evidence, no accident!

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Re: Guess the Breakdown!

Gold Leader: All Priuses to attack formation.
Red 3: Look at the size of that thing!
Red Leader: Cut the chatter! Gold Leader take your team down the inside, we'll work the fast lane.
Gold Leader: Copy Red Leader. May the Force be with us!
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Einstein: Midniiiiight/And I been waiting on the 12:05/just hopin it'll take me a little further down the lii-iine

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Red Leader: Red 3 close up! Keep that #2 lane locked down!
Red 2: I can't hold it! I'm redlining at 75 mph!
Red Leader: Stay on it Red 2!
Red 2: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Red 3: No chute, no chute, thats a KIA, closing formation
Red Leader: Watch it he saw the fireball!

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Einstein: Qoy qeylIs puqloD /Qoy puqbe'pu' / yoHbogh malthbogh je' SuvwI' /Sey'moHchu' may' 'Iw / maSuv manong 'ej maHoHchu' / nI'be'yInmaj 'ach wovqu'! batlh maH ghbej'jyoqIjDaq /vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH /Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov! Haaaaaaa!!!

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Gold Leader: For God's sake get him off us!
Red Leader: Almost in front...
Gold Leader: He's got Gold team pinned!
Red Leader: Almost there....
Gold Team: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH
Red Leader: Caltrops Away! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red 3: Negative, Negative, it impacted the surface...mayday mayday I'm going into the shoulder

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Einstein: Bastards, I burn so much gas in 3rd (shifts down)

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Rofl!

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