hmm, that's very American of them, maybe we should let them in as a state
too bad you guys got open borders
Austrian Customs: Your passport?
Disguised Greek: Si!
Austrian Customs: Italiano?
Disguised Greek: Si!
Austrian Customs: Purpose of visit?
Disguised Greek: Turismo!
Austrian Customs: <in Greek> You wouldn't be a Greek economic refugee sneaking in with a forged Italian passport, six kids and the family furniture tied on top of your Opel, would you?
Disguised Greek: <in Greek> You got it wrong, I got four kids and my nephews. They hiring in Customs?
Austrian Customs: <in Greek> We're working 1 on, 1 off six days cause of all the Greeks. Come see me when you're settled.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.