Topic: What's with Greece?

So they're broke?

Is it true the Germans refuse to bail them out until they change their national anthem to Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl"?

You're a rich girl
And you've gone too far
Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money

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Re: What's with Greece?

no they're not broke. Europe will loan them money so everybody is happy again

3 (edited by Galvas 12-Feb-2010 11:38:09)

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They are not broke... it's just that they are spending a lot to get themselves back on they're feet, just like Obama did in the states, spending money on infrastructure to help companies and at the same time to get the states a new clean face. Except that Obama has trillions and the Greeks don't smile

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I thought it was because their gross national product failed miserably.  After all, how much money did they usually gain per year from tourism?  It's not like they had that much extra virgin olive oil to hand out in place of money.  Or extra virgins either....

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Another red letter day,
So the pound has dropped and the children are creating,
The other half ran away,
Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber,
Got a pain in the chest,
Doctors on strike what you need is a rest

It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust,
Friends will be friends,
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention,
Friends will be friends,
When you're through with life and all hope is lost,
Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end

The inmates are running the asylum

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Unless your friends are dead beats.  Or dead.

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Obama does not posses this either. He spends money of American citizens. And they don't posses it either. They have to pay it back.

Re: What's with Greece?

Plenty of nations refusing to give money to the money guzzling, deceitfull greeks.

Je maintiendrai

Re: What's with Greece?

But...you're all one europe!!

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: What's with Greece?

lies

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1431 ftw

Re: What's with Greece?

the greeks are liars. they manipulated their offical figures to enter the Euro currency and continued that until the economic crisis. the former greek currency was weak, but with a strong euro, the greek economy could not stand on the global markets. so the greeks rose their dept and spent billions in the public sector to create an artifical economic growth. in the same time the greeks refused to pay their taxes and created a huge "black-economy". happy times than. now they cry for our hard earned money to live their lifes in paradise. no chance!
the german government passed a law that will cut our budget dept starting from 2012 from 3% to 0% in 2015. So we must save every cent we have to achieve a balanced budget in a few years. the greeks will get a coin to survive, but their dept is their problem.

12 (edited by Chris_Balsz 16-Feb-2010 17:43:48)

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hmm, that's very American of them, maybe we should let them in as a state

too bad you guys got open borders

Austrian Customs: Your passport?

Disguised Greek: Si!

Austrian Customs: Italiano?

Disguised Greek: Si!

Austrian Customs: Purpose of visit?

Disguised Greek: Turismo!

Austrian Customs: <in Greek> You wouldn't be a Greek economic refugee sneaking in with a forged Italian passport, six kids and the family furniture tied on top of your Opel, would you?

Disguised Greek: <in Greek> You got it wrong, I got four kids and my nephews.  They hiring in Customs?

Austrian Customs: <in Greek> We're working 1 on, 1 off six days cause of all the Greeks.  Come see me when you're settled.

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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>hmm, that's very American of them, maybe we should let them in as a state

Goldman Sachs helped them

The inmates are running the asylum

Re: What's with Greece?

> esa wrote:

> >hmm, that's very American of them, maybe we should let them in as a state

> > >Goldman Sachs helped them

Yep, it was on the news today... Wall Street aided the Greeks to disguise their economic black hole

Re: What's with Greece?

next we'll hear Maastricht was engineered by AIG

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: What's with Greece?

Well, you can't blame the Northern Euros for being pissed and refusing to give money. Economic deceit is the same as murder to them. tongue

Je maintiendrai

17 (edited by Chris_Balsz 16-Feb-2010 20:50:50)

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Greeks need Dr. Evil

'in one week we will plunge 1000 megatons of alka-seltzer into the Aegean, causing ecological devastation...that is of course, unless Europe pays us a hefty ransom..."

wait

they could just threaten to pee at the same time

cheaper

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: What's with Greece?

Greeks need to get their lying act together and start with some major budget cuts and fiscal policing.

Je maintiendrai

Re: What's with Greece?

The Greek still do it better than the US.

Re: What's with Greece?

Greeks need a sugar daddy... just like how the U.S has China.

21 (edited by Chris_Balsz 17-Feb-2010 16:59:22)

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The council of EU finance ministers said Athens must comply with austerity demands by March 16 or lose control over its own tax and spend policies altogether. It if fails to do so, the EU will itself impose cuts under the draconian Article 126.9 of the Lisbon Treaty in what would amount to economic suzerainty.

While the symbolic move to suspend Greece of its voting rights at one meeting makes no practical difference, it marks a constitutional watershed and represents a crushing loss of sovereignty.

Leinster shed bottlers tag with brilliant display to dismantle Munster"We certainly won't let them off the hook," said Austria's finance minister, Josef Proll, echoing views shared by colleagues in Northern Europe. Some German officials have called for Greece to be denied a vote in all EU matter until it emerges from "receivership".

The EU has still refused to reveal details of how it might help Greece raise

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: What's with Greece?

the greeks are not sheeple like the germans.
there will be blood...

The inmates are running the asylum

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this is madness....this is spartaaaaaaaaa
oh wait, never mind tongue

what s with you scrutinizing europe's efforts to unite chwis smile?

till the end of time..

Re: What's with Greece?

Mostly because european news is filtered news, specifically created to show the rest of the world, "Problem? What problem?  We don't know what your talking about."

When in actuality yes, europeans have the same problem as americans do.

Which i'm happy to say makes me kind of giddy knowing that we FINALLY have something in common.  It was a european snafu that the rest of the world learned about the greeks economic woes.  Only the turkish was supposed to find out.

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>>what s with you scrutinizing europe's efforts to unite chwis ?<<

got bored with dumbass war news and dumbass political reporting over here

"Marines are getting shot at, could mean we lose the afghan war over the next year"

"Obama demands people be nicer to Obama, Democrats say they can pass laws without Republicans if Republicans don't cave; Republicans beg people not to change the channel when they show up"

I'm sure USA will stay out of your civil war

maybe just give arms to muslim guerrillas

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.