Topic: Experts Discover Answer We Already Knew
Taken from an article in The Metro (uk).
"Off Your Face
Drunks are aggressive and more likely to get into fights because alcohol reduces their ability to judge people's expressions, a study has shown. Alcoholics - even recovering ones - have decreased activation in the part of the brain that reads faces, meaning they often misunderstand others in emotionally charged situation. Excessive alcohol consumption irreversibly damages the temporal lobes and, as a result, alcoholics are left with 'a wide array of behavioural problems, including disinhibition and disregard for social norms', said experts in California."
I imagine that my first reaction to this article was much the same as most other peoples reaction, one best summed up with the phrase 'Well, duh!'. Then I thought about it for a little while (about twenty minutes) and my opinion did not change, but I did come up with a great question:
This study was done by experts in what field?
You see, I have difficulty imagining a real scientist daring to waste funding trying to answer a question that anyone who has ever imbibed alcohol, and anyone who has not, could answer. Here, watch:
Why are drunk people aggressive, stupid, and incapable of differentiating between accidental eye contact and a proposal of marriage? Because they are drunk!
Now where is MY funding, where are MY column inches, where is MY reward for telling people what they have known for all of the ten thousand years that have passed since beer was invented? Oh yes, of course, I do not get anything because I am not an expert.
"Experts"... pah!