Topic: Hipters are to blame
Hipsters:
1. Fail to learn from their mistakes and then run to mommy, and since today mommy can't help it's now the government
2. Carelessly purchase luxurious toys and accessories from credit only to impress women
3. Think any belief or preference that conforms to a majority opinion held by white people is racist
4. Have more promiscuous and unprotected sex, resulting in high rates of offspring born in to poor socio-economic conditions and therefore guaranteeing an exponential growth of the hipster population
You see, these characteristics are exactly what we see as part of our financial crisis and most recent election. Do you think there's a connection between the financial crisis and hipsters?