1 Topic by Justinian I (edited by Justinian I 20-Jun-2009 06:16:43)

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Topic: Hipters are to blame

Hipsters:

1. Fail to learn from their mistakes and then run to mommy, and since today mommy can't help it's now the government
2. Carelessly purchase luxurious toys and accessories from credit only to impress women
3. Think any belief or preference that conforms to a majority opinion held by white people is racist
4. Have more promiscuous and unprotected sex, resulting in high rates of offspring born in to poor socio-economic conditions and therefore guaranteeing an exponential growth of the hipster population

You see, these characteristics are exactly what we see as part of our financial crisis and most recent election. Do you think there's a connection between the financial crisis and hipsters?

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wtf is a hipter

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
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These are three examples of what a Hipster might look like.

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/678528042631669799.jpeg

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He's not english, bloke...

And, yes, we are to blame...

especially numbre 4 until the comma hmm

This forum is stupid.

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>3. Think any belief or preference that conforms to a majority opinion held by white people is racist

Lolololol. I hate it when they do that.

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this thread=waste of time

delete please

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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thanks for turning it around

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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yay for off-topic remarks!

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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> Petrolstone wrote:
Lolololol. I hate it when they do that.>

I don't just hate it. I smack them for it. Deep down inside, hipsters are cowards and weak. Their macho attitude and rap music is just a cover for their weakness. Sadly, they infected our financial institutions like a virus, and it's time to remove them from the host.

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Hipsters don't listen to rap

I thought you were talking about sixty year old farts like Kerry who burnt their brains out in 67

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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> Chris_Balsz wrote:

> Hipsters don't listen to rap

I thought you were talking about sixty year old farts like Kerry who burnt their brains out in 67>

Open the link on post 3. That is an example of a hipster.

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That was a picture of you wasn't it, Justinian I!?

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> Blind Guardian wrote:

> That was a picture of you wasn't it, Justinian I!?>

No, I dress civilized. The most casual I dress is a polo shirt and jeans.

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> No, I dress civilized. The most casual I dress is a polo shirt and jeans.

Its not about what you wear, its about attitude. We shouldn't dictate what people can and can't wear (excluding indecently exposed clothes).


Also i shouldn't get into trouble for back-handing some smart-arse. They know they can get away with it.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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"Its not about what you wear"

I feel we've had this discussion some time ago.

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> Morbo the Annihilator wrote:

Its not about what you wear, its about attitude. We shouldn't dictate what people can and can't wear (excluding indecently exposed clothes).


Also i shouldn't get into trouble for back-handing some smart-arse. They know they can get away with it.>

Are you implying that clothing preferences have no connection with the values and subculture a person identifies with?

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> Are you implying that clothing preferences have no connection with
> the values and subculture a person identifies with?

Of course there is a connection. But its all circumstantial. It also depends
on how far along you are indicating as 'clothing preferences'. I for one
enjoy wearing a hooded jacket -- do you really think that is altering my
values negatively?

Like i said, for me anyway, its all about attitude. If one of those three boys
in Post #3's picture walked past in an upright manner and casually said "hello"
with a nice and subtle nod i'd be perfectly OKAY with it.

On the other hand if some douche bag in a suit did a strut passed me and attempted
to "shape up" using facial and non-verbal expressions, i'd probably not be so OKAY.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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and then you'd whack them in broad daylight. cause you're wearing a hooded jacket.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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hahahahaha

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> and then you'd whack them in broad daylight. cause you're wearing a hooded jacket.

I don't understand. Are you suggesting that because sometimes i wear a hooded jacket that
i am going to be more prone to violence?

I understand that i have a temper sometimes, but clothing has nothing to do with it. Attitude
does.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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22 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 23-Jun-2009 01:12:54)

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yeah and the gloves you wear 24-7 are just a coincidence.  So's the dogleash and the pantyhose full of wet sand in your pockets

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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neutral

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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I think Gwennyd just put "Chris Balsz" on a no-fly list

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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25 Reply by buenl (edited by buenl 23-Jun-2009 05:58:00)

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i save all my money, never spend on anything, not even clothes. sometimes i have to get arrested for being naked in the public. because of my willingness to save my own money, the economic is in such a shithole now!

mr rudd gave me 1000 Au dollar to spend and i saved it instead. screw the economy X( nah, just kidding, i spent it on a plasma tv!

i love you all!

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