Topic: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!
Oprah is hooking America up with a free KFC Kentucky Grilled Chicken dinner, that is if you can get to the website and download the online prog ramthat installs a "Coupon printer" on your hard drive. And if your printer is in good condition, not out of ink, and not suffering from paper jam dysfunction, yours could be one of many American families who will take advantage the offer announced on today's Oprah Show.
Oprah often arranges hook ups, usually connecting people with that one dream of a lifetime. Often, as she did on today's show, she gives a star wannabe a true chance at fame. Today she also brought singer/songwriter, Will I Am, together with four high school seniors who had been accepted to college but didn't have the money for tuition. The singer had planned to take on the expenses for one of them; but when he couldn't make up his mind, he decided to pay college expenses for all four.
That's what Oprah's "Hook Up" shows are all about, hooking people up with the things they want or need most. Because many Americans are undergoing financial problems, she decided to hook up the entire country with a free chicken dinner, courtesy of KFC.
A Chicken Emergency-
There are a few problems, of course. Since the offer was first announced, word of the Oprah chicken hook-up has made its way from person to person via phone calls, emails and word of mouth. Who wouldn't want a free chicken dinner?
You may print a maximum of four coupons. Once printed, they may be used for the next ten days, Mother's Day excluded; but the invitation to visit Oprah.com/kfc for the download is good for 24 hours only and will expire at 11:59 CDT Wednesday morning even if you can't get your printer to work. This urgency has created somewhat of a chicken emergency, jamming up both the Oprah.com and www.unthinkfc.com website.
So if you ever watched the Oprah, saw her give away all that stuff; and asked yourself, "What about me?" your time has come. Go to Oprah.com/kfc and get your chicken hook-up.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1719440/oprahs_chicken_hookup.html
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If Rush Limbaugh offered to buy Oprah's audience a meal at KFC, what would we hear?
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.