Topic: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

Oprah is hooking America up with a free KFC Kentucky Grilled Chicken dinner, that is if you can get to the website and download the online prog ramthat installs a "Coupon printer" on your hard drive. And if your printer is in good condition, not out of ink, and not suffering from paper jam dysfunction, yours could be one of many American families who will take advantage the offer announced on today's Oprah Show.

Oprah often arranges hook ups, usually connecting people with that one dream of a lifetime. Often, as she did on today's show, she gives a star wannabe a true chance at fame. Today she also brought singer/songwriter, Will I Am, together with four high school seniors who had been accepted to college but didn't have the money for tuition. The singer had planned to take on the expenses for one of them; but when he couldn't make up his mind, he decided to pay college expenses for all four.

That's what Oprah's "Hook Up" shows are all about, hooking people up with the things they want or need most. Because many Americans are undergoing financial problems, she decided to hook up the entire country with a free chicken dinner, courtesy of KFC.

A Chicken Emergency-

There are a few problems, of course. Since the offer was first announced, word of the Oprah chicken hook-up has made its way from person to person via phone calls, emails and word of mouth. Who wouldn't want a free chicken dinner?

You may print a maximum of four coupons. Once printed, they may be used for the next ten days, Mother's Day excluded; but the invitation to visit Oprah.com/kfc for the download is good for 24 hours only and will expire at 11:59 CDT Wednesday morning even if you can't get your printer to work. This urgency has created somewhat of a chicken emergency, jamming up both the Oprah.com and www.unthinkfc.com website.

So if you ever watched the Oprah, saw her give away all that stuff; and asked yourself, "What about me?" your time has come. Go to Oprah.com/kfc and get your chicken hook-up.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1719440/oprahs_chicken_hookup.html

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If Rush Limbaugh offered to buy Oprah's audience a meal at KFC, what would we hear?

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Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

Ohhhhhh suprised I didn't make it up eh?

I never do!  I open a door to hell and you think "oh there's the yell with his tired old rightwing horseshit"

When I'm showing you the real world!! Its not a dream you can wake up from!! I'm a tour guide to the twisted facts, jack! Ask for Babs!

I!! AM!! ON!! THE!! WING!!!!!!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

so she's raciest against chicken!?

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Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

yep, cuz chiekins are of different race than oprah


(no i did not read the whole of the first post tongue)

till the end of time..

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

No it's cause she knows that (this is a joke, satire, acting as if I was ignorant) no blacks go no printer, so she is helping them white crackers out!

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I'm a chicken raciest too, I murder hundreds of the little bastards every year. ^.^

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Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

@Flint


I thought the racist crack was about black people and fried chicken.

To serve is to survive

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

anything fried for that matter, hmz



btw, the correct term wouldnt be racist, but chickenist! or discriminative towards chiekins tongue

till the end of time..

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

She was saying her audience likes fried chicken. As much as I don't like the woman, I'm pretty sure everybody loves fried chicken. Fried chicken stereotypes are tricky because it's really a stereotype true of every race/culture. And if you think I am wrong because your people don't love fried chicken, I just left out your people because your people, in fact, suck. tongue

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Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

Although I too like fried chicken it would more than KFC to get me watching Oprah

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

owwie, burn!

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

the coupon isn't for FRIED chicken, it's for KFC's new GRILLED chicken meal.
and it was damn delicious, especially when free.

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Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

lol Simon

Sex without the e is still SX!

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

Ok that proves she's racist

Everybody knows you get grilled chicken from that mexican place

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

rofl

Sex without the e is still SX!

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

free chicken meal anyone big_smile

Re: Oprah Winfrey is a Racist!

grilled is naaaasty

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but it is healthier!

till the end of time..

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If you grill it and then wrap it in plastic it can get soggy

Home bbq chicken is the best

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.