1 (edited by Justinian I 06-Feb-2009 09:48:05)

Topic: My Speech in class

Today in Communications, we had to give a 6 minute speech to talk about ourselves. I had enough of everyone talking about how how they are devoted to their family, a cause, or to animals. Really, I had had enough of it. So I decided to be the one honest person. My entire speech revolved around me being selfish, a schemer, and a Machiavellian. I even called people who don't reciprocate parasites and mentioned how I kick them out of my life.

It was entertaining, and I received good reviews. ROFL.

Re: My Speech in class

Your an idiot.

oh, sorry tongue. Now that the trolling is done with, i can reply for real.


I completely agree with you.

Even worse is when people talk about OTHERS...especially when the others have just died. Like, if everyone is so ****ing nice in death -- why is the world so ****ed up?
Denial is a bitch.

But then again, are you sure your not being over-the-top? I mean, everyone is selfish, but are you being a little too harsh on yourself? Even to prove a point?

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

3 (edited by Justinian I 06-Feb-2009 10:07:41)

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> sad sKoE )= wrote:

I completely agree with you.

Even worse is when people talk about OTHERS...especially when the others have just died. Like, if everyone is so ****ing nice in death -- why is the world so ****ed up?
Denial is a bitch.

But then again, are you sure your not being over-the-top? I mean, everyone is selfish, but are you being a little too harsh on yourself? Even to prove a point?>

I know! A lot of speeches were how dead relatives influenced their lives. One speech was about her father, who she wished she had spent more time with... She had a (you don't know what you have until you lose it theme).

And naw I wasn't being over the top, I don't think. I am a jerk. Remember my posts about how women are depreciating assets? It brings me joy just to be honest that I am not like those nuts, and instead admit that I choose to live for myself. It's also entertaining admitting that I'm extremely pragmatic and make no moral considerations in my judgments smile. I said that too, lol.

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I'm sure your speech was the highway to teenage popularity Justinian tongue

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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You sound like a Nietchean.
I'd welcome you to the club, but that would take valuable seconds out of my day.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."