Topic: My Speech in class
Today in Communications, we had to give a 6 minute speech to talk about ourselves. I had enough of everyone talking about how how they are devoted to their family, a cause, or to animals. Really, I had had enough of it. So I decided to be the one honest person. My entire speech revolved around me being selfish, a schemer, and a Machiavellian. I even called people who don't reciprocate parasites and mentioned how I kick them out of my life.
It was entertaining, and I received good reviews. ROFL.