Topic: The Amazing Adventures of Nolio and the Noltastic Avengers!
*The plot opens up with Nolio, KT, Evilsheep, Destroyyoutoo and Big Gary inside Fairy Space Labs, Unknown Location, Russia. 9am*
Nolio: "KT, could you do me a favor and hand me those reports that Primo faxed earlier today? I just wanna have one last look at them before we go ahead with the last round of testing."
KT: "Of course doctor." KT walked over to a table on the far side of the room and scooped up the folder containing the results of the titanium alloy analysis the space team was going to use to reinforce the "Stefanski" shuttle set to launch in 25 hours. She brought the folder to Nolio and gave him a gentle smile as he took them without looking up from his computer.
Nolio: "Ok guys, I've gone over everything and it looks good to go. Lets just run one more test of the plating before we finalize plans. Big Gary, if you would sir."
Big Gary: "Yep! Sure thing."
Big Gary and the rest of the scientists placed their goggles over their eyes as Gary inserted the 12 inch titanium plating into the Micro Gravitational device. A machine built sort of like an extra large phone booth but a lot more complicated. He shut the door and input some commands into the pc unit attached on the outside. The lights inside the laboratory went out and a bright green light iluminated the whole of the gravitational device.
Nolio: "Evilsheep what's the status?"
Evilsheep: "Gravity set at 50 times pressure. The plate is holding sir without any visible damage."
Nolio: "Excellent, lets increase the gravitational fields to 70% times normal strength."
Evilsheep: "Roger that!"
*Evilsheep adjusted the settings of the machine on his computer and the machine made a gentle whirring sound. Nolio paced around the machine studying it intently.*
Nolio: "Status?"
Evilsheep: "Still intact sir."
Nolio: "Ok, that's enough I think. Lets shut it down and get word over to arsy that we have the green light. No pun intended."
*Big Gary shut down the machine and the room's lights came back on. Everyone removed their goggles and lab coats. Destroyyoutoo printed a report of the experiment and left the room to fax them over to arsy.*
Nolio: "Tommorow at 1000 hours, we will be boarding the Stefanski to conduct an experiment in a real time situation. If we succeed, then we will have changed the world for the better. Imagine guys, material that costs 1,000 times less than steel to produce with 100,000,000 times the strength. We could improve the infrastructure situations of poor countries in a matter of months. Congratulations guys, lets all go home and get some rest. Tommorow, we will make history!"
*Everyone cheered and gathered their belongings, leaving the laboratory with a sense of success and anticipation of furthur success*
-10 am, Unknown Location, Russia -10 degrees Celsius
Destroyyoutoo: "Geez! Its cold as balls out here! Couldn't we have picked a better place to launch this mission? Like a nice tropical desert or something?"
KT: "Name one tropical desert."
Destroyyoutoo: "India."
KT: "Yeah...."
Nolio: "Pay attention guys, one last briefing before the mission starts."
Evilsheep: "We know what to do, lets just go. We've been over this a dozen times."
Big Gary: "Yeah I'm about ready to get this show on the road so I can get back and hit the gym."
KT: "Is that all you ever do?"
Big Gary: "Hellz yea!"
Nolio: "Alright alright, lets suit up."
45 mins later....
KT: "It's beautiful."
Destroyyoutoo: "Yeah, its so big."
Evilsheep: "It seems to stretch on and on."
Big Gary: "The balls are so...so..I just want to play with them."
Nolio: "Yeah, the giant football field space constellation. Everybody adores it. But focus guys, we'll be approaching the Meteorite field's waves in about 10 minutes. Gary, you should put your suit on and start heading out to the top of the ship to get the Titanium Alloy Plate in place. "
Big Gary: "Will do."
*Big Gary put on his astronaut suit and grabbed the titanium plate to attach to a special rod at the top of the ship so that it would act as a catalist for the gravitational waves cast off by the meteorite field. Evilsheep opened up the hatch to let Big Gary out. Gary activated the magnets on his boots and climbed the outside of the ship to put the plating in place.*
Big Gary: "Raw Dog 69 to crew, the eagle has landed and the baby is in the seat."
Nolio: ".......WHAT???"
Big Gary: "Baby Jesus is in the manor, waiting for the 3 kings to drop the package!"
Nolio: *whispering* "Was his urine tested?"
Evilsheep: "Yeah...but so was Barry Bonds."
Nolio: "Ok Gary, we're approaching the meteorite storm, come inside."
Big Gary: "Yeah, just give me one sec. I just wanna take a quick picture out here for myspace."
Nolio: "Gary! There's no time, get in here now!"
KT: "Nolio, we're approaching the storm. 90 seconds to impact."
Nolio: "Gary, get your ass in here right now and stop screwing around!"
Big Gary: "One minute, I need to get another one for face book. You can't have the same pic on two different pages. I gotta get my shades out for this one."
*Gary pulled one of his arms from the space suit arms and reached into his pant pockets. He put the sun glasses on his face and tried to take a picture using his digital camera. After the picture he couldn't really see where he was going. The meteroite shower's magnetic field was also increasing the magnets on his own space suit so he couldn't properly move*
Big Gary: " Guys! Help! I'm stuck. I can't really see either! Please, get me out of here!"
Nolio: "Evilsheep! What's the status of the field?"
Evilsheep: "The gravitational field is getting stronger! If he stays out there too long he'll be crushed!"
Nolio: "Damnit! What can we do? KT?"
KT: "I...I don't know."
*Suddenly the lights flickered and everyone was thrown off their feet as the ship began to jerk around."
Nolio: "What was that??"
Evilsheep: "Magnetic field sir. It's stronger than we thought. 1,000 times earth's magnetic pull."
Destroyyoutoo: "We need to back away, we weren't prepared for this."
Evilsheep: "2,200 times the earth's magnetic pull."
Nolio: "Big Gary! Can you hear me?"
Evilsheep: "3,500 times."
Nolio: "Gary!?!"
Evilsheep: "5,000 times."
KT: "Nolio, the engines aren't responding. We're still drifting towards the meteorite field."
Evilsheep: "7,300 times."
Nolio: "Big Gary, hold on! I'll get you out of there."
Evilsheep: "ITS OVER 9000!!!!!"
Destroyyoutoo: "Collision in 5...4...3..2..."
*Everybody braced themselves. The Stefanski jerked violently throwing everyone around. Lights flickered, computer systems exploded as an electric current surged through the systems. Big Gary grabbed the titanium plating and tried to use it as a shield from the meteorites that were pebbling him from above. KT was thrown against a computer panel hit with a jolt of electricity that rendered her unconcious. Evilsheep who had tried to reach to her was thrown into glass panel displaying the map, cracking it as he fell spread eagled on ground below it. Destroyyoutoo who had been filming it all on his HD Camcorder the whole time for youtube, was cheering it all on. As he turned the camera on himself to get a closeup, a desk was uprooted and flew into him, crushing him against a wall. The camera dropped and lay on the ground, turned in the direction of Nolio who was crawling to the main computer unit with all his might.*
Nolio: "Com..Computer! Verify navigational systems are operational."
Computer: "Navigational systems are offline."
Nolio: "Computer, which systems are operational as of right now?"
Computer: "Life support, online but failing. Engines, online, but failing. Mirc, online, but failing. VIP system, Operational."
Nolio: "Computer redirect power to Engines and Navigations. Access Life Support and run it at the minimum. Verify."
Computer: "Engines, online. Navigation, online. Life support, online. Running at lowest output available."
Nolio: "Computer set a course for Earth! Engines at full speed!"
Computer: "Redirecting course. Destination. Earth."
*Nolio took a glance at his fallen companions and collapsed to the ground. The Stefanski's engines powered up and headed to earth on a crash course at full speed*