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*suspense

I told you I don't like heights

Distant Woman: "Nolio?"

Nolio: "I'm here, I'm..just..I"m just trying to umm..I was supposed to do something. I don't remember what it was though."

Distant Woman: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Nolio: "What do you mean? Come closer, I can't see your face."

Distant Woman: "Rememberrrrr...."

Nolio: "Remember?"

Elrohir: "I said, do you remember what happened?"

(Nolio slowly opened his eyes and found himself lying in the bed of what appeared to be a hospital room. His left arm was in a sling, his chest was taped up and he had an IV hooked up to his right wrist. A man in a doctor's jacket was eyeing him and taking notes on his clipboard. A nurse walked into the room and began fluffing up his pillows and replaced the water bag that the IV was hooked up to. Nolio began to feel his head throb but squinted through the pain to glance at the doctor's nametag which read Elrohir J. Petersnobbler)

Nolio: "I'm sorry doctor, could you repeat the question please?"

Elrohir: "I understand that you're in some pain right now but I need you to recall what took place aboard the shuttle."

Nolio: "Shuttle? I don't understand what you mean."

Elrohir looked at the nurse and frowned. He motioned her to the door. The nurse nodded and exited from the room, closing the door behind her. Elrohir pulled a chair up next to the bed and sat down facing Nolio.

Elrohir: "I'm afraid there's no easy way to tell you this, but you've been in an accident."

Nolio: "An accident? Of what kind Doctor?"

Elrohir: "Well, we won't go into the gritty details just this minute but you should know that we suspect signs of your memory being diminished. For how long is something we can't be certain about."

Nolio: "What makes you think I can't remember anything?"

Elrohir: "Well, have you ever seen me before?"

Nolio: "Yes I believe so. You're that guy who plays that guy in that movie about those guys."

Elrohir: "No..., that's Matt Damon."

Nolio: "Who?"

Elrohir: "Exactly."

Nolio: "What?"

Elrohir: "Oh my goodness, this is more serious than I ever thought."

Elrohir got up and made some more notes on the clipboard. He then placed it on the door and left the room, closing the door behind him. Nolio looked around the room and saw a sandwich and orange juice nearby him on the bedside table. He adjusted his body as best he could and manage to get to the juice. He lifted the juice to his lips and was about to sip when a cellphone rang playing the ringtone "I kissed a girl and I liked it." Nolio looked around but didn't see a visible phone anywhere. Greatly annoyed by the nonstop ringing of the music he listened and listened until he discovered the cellphone behind one of the pillows. He thought to himself that the nurse must've dropped it by mistake and answered it.

Nolio: "Hello?"

Voice: "Nolio."

Nolio: "Excuse me?"

Voice: "Nolio, you must get out of that room."

Nolio: "Who is this? How do you know my name?"

Voice: "Just do it. There's no time. You have 3 minutes before they arrive. Get up now! I will call you back and guide you out."

Nolio: "Hey! What the fu..hello? Hello?"

Nolio looked at the phone which out of nowhere lost the signal. He tried to get out of the bed but couldn't move. He stared at his legs which weren't responding.

Nolio: "Ok Nolio, get it together. Wiggle your big toe...wiggle your big toe...wiggle your big toe..."

After 2 minutes, Nolio managed to get his legs to respond and groggily got up and walked to the door. The cellphone rang once again.

Nolio: "Hello?"

Voice: "They're here."

Nolio: "Who? Who's here?"

Voice: "Open the door and see."

Nolio opened the door to the room and stared down the hall way of doors that contained nurses, doctor and patients. At the far end of the hall, 2 men in black suits and dark sun glasses were talking to a receptionist who was talking and pointing towards his door. Nolio immediately slammed the door and put his back against it.

Nolio: "Oh shit! What the hell is going on?"

Voice: "I can guide you out of there but you need to do exactly what I say."

Nolio: "Ok! Tell me!"

Voice: "Your left arm, remove the sling."

Nolio: "What? But its in there for a reason."

Voice: "Do it."

Nolio set the phone down and untied the sling. His arm was fine. So were his ribs. He was confused about why he was bandaged if there was nothing wrong with his limbs. He knelt down and picked up the phone again.

Nolio: "Ok, what now?"

Voice: "Head over to the window and step on the ledge. Go"

Nolio ran over to the window and crawled out. He stepped on the ledge and nearly fainted. He was 22 stories up. The cellphone nearly flew out of his hands as he struggled to stay concious.

Nolio: "HOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYY CRAPPPP!"

Voice: "Calm down Nolio, you're doing good. In about 30 seconds a helicopter will be flying by. I need you to jump on it. You won't have much time so make it count. This is the end of our phone conversation. I'll see you soon...or they will. Its your choice."

Nolio: "WHAT? WHAT?? HELLO?? Oh God, Oh God, why is this happening to me?"

Nolio looked to his left and sure enough a helicopter was flying by. Behind him he heard the door to the room open. He took a deep breath and leapt as the helicopter passed by. He held on as a pair of hands pulled him up. In the corner of his eye, he saw a man's head pop out of a window and what looked like a middle finger. As he crawled into the helicopter, the door closed and he looked around for the person who picked him up. There was a man piloting the plane and a woman in the passenger seat.

Pilot: "We meet again Nolio."

Nolio: "Who are you?"

Pilot: "Don't you recognize me? I'm your brother...."

this is excellent !! great job0rz.. all had me crackling up

oh my GOD ^^

more dammit X(

p.s. im still scared of roleplay forum, im here just for this topic

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October 12th, 2009

Unknown Location
8pm

Nolio found himself sitting in an armchair with his face in his hands processing all the information that was being told to him. He felt like he was in a dream but no matter how much he fought, he wasn't waking up. The man and woman standing before him watched and waited for a reaction to the bomb they just dropped on him. Was he really?...

Nolio: "So...you're saying..."

Man: "Yes, you've said that already."

Nolio: "But...how could I be...no.."

Man: "Oh yes."

Nolio: "It isn't possible. How the hell?!?"

Man: "Accept the truth. You feel it in your heart." The man gazed at Nolio intently. " Yes you know it..don't you?"

Nolio: "You're a liar! We are NOT brothers!"

In a rage Nolio got up and kicked over the arm chair. The woman next to him reached into her coat but the man touched her arm smiling as Nolio showed his fury.

Man: "Why are you so upset? I saved your life."

Nolio: "And how many have you killed? I'm NOTHING like you!"

Nolio took off his shoe and threw it at his brother narrowly missing him. He took off his other shoe and hit him in the left kneecap.

Man: "Damnit! You asshole!"

Woman: "President Bush! Are you ok sir?"

Bush: "Yes governor palin, its fine. Lets give Mr. Nolio some time to process what's going on. After all...we have more pressing matters to deal with."

Governor Palin and President Bush left the room and locked the door behind him. Nolio was leaning his head and arm against the wall thinking of a way to get out of the situation. He replayed flashes of the conversation to himself.

Bush: "Those men were al qaeda. They wanted to use you to build weapons of mass destruction. They drugged you so that you wouldn't remember what was going on. Eventually your memories will come back slowly as you surround yourself with familiar surroundings."

Nolio: "Why me though?"

He paced around the room which contained an unlit fireplace, flat panel television mounted on the wall, black carpet, 2 armchairs and a small couch. No windows. One exit which was locked. No escape. He went into the bathroom and looked for something he could use to calm his headache. No pills or antibotics. A syringe was on the sink though. As if someone forgot it. He pocketed it and went back into the room to watch television. He turned it to the news which was showing a report about Obama's inaugaration. He flipped a few stations and saw a police officer having a shootout with a criminal who was trying to escape from a bank robbery. Instantly he had a flashback of himself going up a space shuttle into outer space. There was a terrible accident....he saw his crew members being tossed around like rag dolls. He saw himself setting a course home before blanking out. He saw himself being pulled from the shuttle by men he didn't recognize. One of his crew mates was pointing a gun at destroyyoutoo and motioned for him to get into a vehicle but he wasn't complying. He shot destroyyoutoo in the face. Right between the eyes. Nolio groggily rushed over to the gun wielder but was restrained by two large men who were at the crash site. He snapped out of it when George Bush came back into the room.

Bush: "So what do we now? Are you ready to start working with me and fighting terrorists?"

Nolio looked at him and nodded.

Bush: "Good." He  turned to the two men whom had accompanied him. "Please escort my brother to the command room. We have much to discuss."

He turned and walked away. The two men stepped into the room and crossed their arms in front of their chests. Nolio walked towards them and noticed a skull tattooed on one of their necks. He had a sudden flashback of the crash site. The man whom had pulled him out of the wreckage had the same skull tattooed on the back of his hand. They walked down a hall filled with doors on either side. The walls were gray and each door had a different marking on it. Some sort of writing but not english. As he walked past one door, he saw a man washing blood off his hands into the sink. The man was whistling the American Presidential anthem and had on a turban. His face looked as if he'd just shaven off a long beard and he had on a long white coat with a name tag that Nolio couldn't quite make out except for the first Letter of the last name. B.

The men and Nolio reached their destination. They opened up the door and Nolio proceeded inside. Nolio found himself in what appeared to be a night club type room. Men were dancing on poles  in pink skirts and wore high heel shoes. There was a bartender wearing a fireman's hat and cowboy boots. He was swinging his leather belt around his head. Nolio was approached by Palin whom took him to a table in the corner.

Nolio: "This is your command center?"

Palin: "Oh yes, Mr. Bush likes to do his best thinking in familiar surroundings."

Nolio: "I see...now what is it that you want with me?"

Palin: "We need you to assasinate someone who threatens the very nature of the world itself."

Nolio: "Who?"

Palin: "Barack Obama."

Nolio: "What?"

Palin: "Yes. Obama. Those men that were sent to abduct you were his men. He intended to kill you after having you create weapons that would give him power to destroy entire cities in a single blast. We need you to take him out before its too late."

Nolio: "And then what would happen? I just saw on the news that he's going to become president."

Palin: "We'll take care of that part. We will give you what you need. A care package has been set up for you." She gives Nolio a black leather backpack. "Inside you'll find all that you need to do the job."

Nolio opened up the case to find a cell phone, black gloves, fake passports and id's, a credit card, 2 automatic handguns, extra ammunition, car keys and a roll of toilet paper. He looked up at Palin who had been observing him carefully.

Nolio: "Where's the proof that he's a terrorist?"

Palin: "Proof? Excuse me but we heard that Russia heard that Obama was a terrorist."

Nolio: "So you didn't actually talk to them?"

Palin: "We don't need to. If russia heard that then that means we heard it because we're like practially neighbors."

Nolio: "I don't think so. You're gonna have to get yourself another man."

Palin: "Is that your final decision?"

Nolio: "Afraid so."

Palin: "Hmmm, I was afraid you would say that. Oh well, time to die."

She pressed a button from underneat the table and suddenly the door burst open and 10 men rushed inside with guns out in front of them aimed at Nolio. The gay male dancers were still dancing and the bartender had frozen in fear. Palin laughed maniacally and walked away.

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