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Re: funny jokes for vacation

Take a dump in someone's mouth when he is sleeping!

What do I have to work with?

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Fap in their faces.

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> [TI] ZoZferatu [Pw9] wrote:

> Yeah real funny, pissing on someone who is sleeping?

That's about the level of Decis tanzanian prank.


why is it any worse then getting them to piss themselves while they're sleeping?

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how is giving another male a golden shower, not gay? I'm all the way over in CA and i'm reading .975  Primo on my tricorder

buy him a VIP and introduce him on forums as your friend, and we'll...oh wait that's one on you, Ordos

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30 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 11-Dec-2008 21:43:16)

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and in real life i know someone who as a prank took a dump in someone's suitcase. and then the victim retaliated by throwing all the other guy's clothes in a shower and turning the shower on when the guy was sleeping, so the guy had to wear what he wore to sleep for several days, which included pajama bottoms that had a giant hole in the crotch area.

you guys are just wusses when it comes to pranks.

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> The Yell wrote:

> how is giving another male a golden shower, not gay? I'm all the way over in CA and i'm reading .975  Primo on my tricorder

buy him a VIP and introduce him on forums as your friend, and we'll...oh wait that's one on you, Ordos


how is it any less gay then sticking his hand somewhere wet and then staring at his crotch?

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hmm

/me holds up tricorder

that's only a .898 Primo

"you guys are just wusses when it comes to pranks."

not me, its that my friends are even less wussy, and would play a really great practical joke, where they run up to me and punch me as hard as they can for five or six minutes

that's a practical joke because the hapless victim thinks it won't happen every time he runs into them...GOTCHA! hahaha

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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come on yell, thats nowhere near .898 Primo. even butt sex with another man is only .650 Primo.

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Buy a trout and slap him. Then spam it on mirc like you use to do. X(

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super glue someone's id, debit and credit card to the wall. wait until he or she is about to get up then super glue the top of the cards. so when they realize what happened and go to peel them off they're stuck to their cards that was stuck to the wall wink

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haha big_smile and a real stupid thing is: you tie a rope around a sleeping guy's ankle, than you tie the other end to a lamp or something breakable or just what's closeby tongue when he wakes up hell get out of bed and tear it down big_smile its really stupid but really funny to see big_smile

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if you are sleeping in different room, buy a bunch of the cheap travel alarm clocks and set them at 15 minute intervals and hide them throughout the room.

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thats a good one undeath big_smile

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"you guys are just wusses when it comes to pranks."

Cause pranks are still not quite the same as fullblown bullying..

Otherwise, just tie his hands together and attach it to a car, and drive!

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have to agree with WFS, most of the jokes hear arent really funny, but just bullying. It should also be something that can be caught on camera.

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Put flour into the blowdryer or f

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we got a gay one that uses t he blowdryer big_smile moar big_smile

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klapsigaren!

Add salt (quite a bit) to Frosties cereals! <- I've seen people vomit of that..

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Use salt instead of sugar in coffee or tea

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