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Topic: funny jokes for vacation

I`m going on vacation with a group of friends. One of those friends is a total asshole, and thinks he is king, any funny jokes i can pull off on him ? ofcourse everything will be filmed.

thanks!

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farting gas???

What do I have to work with?

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<Ordos234>: got any fun practical jokes i can pull off ?
<The_Unknown>: farting gas
<Ordos234>: ok
<Ordos234>: any practical jokes that is also funny for people with an IQ above 50
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X( X(            X(

What do I have to work with?

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5 Reply by ordos234 (edited by Wild Flower Soul 09-Dec-2008 10:59:54)

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Pour a bucket of water over the toilet cubicle when that person is on it. We used to do that, and it was always pretty neat.

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WFS, every time you edit a post, a nazi is revived !

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gang bang him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObMCSLyIGk&NR=1

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or toothpaste under his nose, itches as hell!!! and the finger in water trick where he pisses himself of course tongue

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lol kOOlio

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Fudgeh, that water trick doesn't work. I've tried it, people have the reflex to pull it out, or you'll have to tape a bowl to his hand somehow..

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haha big_smile imagine waking up with a bunch of guys around you trying to tape a bowl to your hand big_smile

but it does work, you should try inserting his middle or index finger in a testtube filled with water... but dont expect a dramatic wetting tongue his pants will get a lil wet, thats all tongue

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where are you going? by car? tour bus? staying in a hotel? how many per room?

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>but dont expect a dramatic wetting  his pants will get a lil wet, thats all

You could get a dramatic wetting by dumping the bowl of water on to his pants.

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piss on glass and offer it water or apple juice

Tyreal: crap why do you always make me look like a noob?
Tyreal: and succeed that everytime again?!:p
Ilfirin: huh? tongue
Tyreal: u make me look like a noob, and you\\\'re good at it!:P

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rofl well, once on a party, i pissed in a glass, and it looked just like beer, the other guy vomited really hard then big_smile

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haha A10 big_smile

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if your friend falls asleep with his mouth open, you could put something in it, like a fat stick.

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or a penis

What do I have to work with?

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penis is also called [naughty]

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when he is away from his room, take a dump in his suitcase.

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> A10 wrote:

> >but dont expect a dramatic wetting  his pants will get a lil wet, thats all

You could get a dramatic wetting by dumping the bowl of water on to his pants.


but that doesnt get the smell you get from pissing his pants. what you really got to do is piss on his crotch area while he's sleeping. so theres no doubt its urine and you get a dramatic wetting.

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Yeah real funny, pissing on someone who is sleeping?

That's about the level of Decis tanzanian prank.

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