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I'll give you all VP roles if u quit now



*now who does that remind you of?*

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Somehow this thread reminds me of Fokker's new world order thread

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
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lolz simon:P

i dont think either is levelheaded enough to cope with all the powert hey will get tongue

for how long will they rule?( assuming they wont pass anything allowig them to stay on longer than intended ;p)

till the end of time..

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29 Reply by You_Fool (edited by You_Fool 13-Jun-2008 08:26:35)

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So which country were we standing in?

And skoe and me could be interesting... though why i am vp i don't know.... if we were being american my policies would so be the better choice tongue





Edit:

Anyway getting back to policy debate, and not the underhand tactis of some of the candidates here, I propose that universal healthcare be put into place, but that anyone who choses to continue with private insurance may claim that back as a tax refund and continue to operate under the current system. In effect I propose that the government act as a big healthcare insurer.

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Flint/Blackwing 08!

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

Time to die."

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Gladiator/ Gladiator. Just to see if you can get assasinated twice

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Steven Colbert! 

Because the other choices are crap. tongue

Praise Kek

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33 Reply by Little Paul (edited by Little Paul 09-Oct-2008 21:22:58)

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Tough choice:
candidates:
Glad is alone. I only vote teams.
Bw is only vice. If he was pres, It would look much better (sorry flint no insult ment)
Skoe is ok but youfool might be to left for me.(also here, no insult ment)
Zarf is ok. Yell has showed his capacities in the past. Though yell lately has also showed his willingness to trigger a full-scale nuclear strike(MAD-wise, not AD-wise) over a regional conflict and was prepared to sacrifice all of human population with it. Noting against a tough stand, esp. against putin and his pet...but blowing all of us out couldn't have any sane reason.

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It is ia pity there is not a beer party, because that would get my vote.

In the absence of one, I would probably vote for... wait, are we choosing presidents of the USA or are we just choosing someone we call president of IC? If it's the latter - Flint/BW.

I am all-in on electrics.

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but only if they agree to support giving every student a free Chevy Volt smile

I am all-in on electrics.

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oh, and if they agree to fund the mainstream-to-be energies

I am all-in on electrics.

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ok, sorry to interrupt the selling of the positions, but this one is sooooooooo funny I had to share it with you:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8QcAfRlNjfU&feature=related

Check at time 0:54.

PS. why is youtube working with a 'ca.' prefix?

I am all-in on electrics.

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pretty sad most people dont even know he's a die-hard liberal

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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Really,


no point in voting.



I already got this sh*t on lockdown.



My first act in office will be...


Pushing for Breeding Permits.

He who stands atop the highest pyramid of skulls can see the furthest

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>>Skoe is ok but youfool might be to left for me.(also here, no insult ment)<<

The funny thing is that Skoe is so much more a leftist than me...

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> You_Fool wrote:

> >>Skoe is ok but youfool might be to left for me.(also here, no insult ment)<<

The funny thing is that Skoe is so much more a leftist than me...


you're what we tell you to be! no sit down and shut up!

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42 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 10-Oct-2008 03:53:04)

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i volunteer to be Gladiator's running mate. if elected, i promise he wont last a day as president. a vote for us is a vote for Gladiator's death.

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I'll run on the Kaboom ticket

My only answer in the debates will be "Kaboom! An earthshattering kaboom"

"You know larry the american homeowner and small business owner looks at these headlines and wonders "wheres the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earthshattering kaboom" and we'll give it to him. I want to build a bomb so big, alien races will visit whats left of earth and say "they blowed up real good"

Ps you got the ca. In youtube by watching a canuck video

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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hmm a tempting proposition... will at least allow a death match to run once you get elected, between you and glad? I am happy for you to cheat in said death match

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45 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 10-Oct-2008 04:13:01)

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i dont cheat, i just bend rules... similar to how Bush's administration bends laws and the constitution.

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Screw this! Who remembers the Hot Dog Bun / V.Kemp ticket?

We stated our positions at length. We were and still are clearly the best ticket in IC and in the USA and in the WORLD!

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

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Rofl it is alive again!

And BW is my Palin! tongue

btw I am the only REAL politician in this forum tongue

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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No, you're just the only person here who's in public office.

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

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i'm not sure if you can call the sewers public office

i suppose it's more of a pubic office

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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