Topic: Mock Election! Choose your ticket!
United states Election! Who do you vote in 08? =0
Democratic:
Skoe/you_fool
Gladiator/Gladiator
Independent:
Zarf/ The_Yell
Republican:
Flint/Blackwing
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United states Election! Who do you vote in 08? =0
Democratic:
Skoe/you_fool
Gladiator/Gladiator
Independent:
Zarf/ The_Yell
Republican:
Flint/Blackwing
I vote for Zarf/The_Yell. But hell, I'm biased. ![]()
Californians unite!
Zarf/Yell 08!
Why is Gladiator running with himself? Maybe you mean Gladiator/Gratitude or something?
no no, I just wanted to know who could tolerate two gladiators =p
Skoe/you_fool ftw!
Spidermanbearpig! for teh supreme court! ![]()
Can we get a presidential and vice presidential debate going? You have to have a debate before you actually vote, just like in real politics. ![]()
Your agenda is not conservative enough, and The Yell recently gave bribes to get F-modded. I also have pix of Zarf with spidermanbearpigs dog in a compromising position, but for decencys sake I will never release the pix. However the point still stands that they are corrupt and kinky in all the wrong ways!
Yes they are my greatest opponents, and no I do not think anyone else would have a chance in hell. Well actually they have a chance to goto hell...
Ok lets see which constituencies have I left unnamed...
Oh yeah lets see The Yell sells crack to children who visit his motel, Zarf will disband the military after invading N. Korea and they jointly announced the return of slavery for all minorities, especially those who touch the same sex in bed!
I however am running a clean campaign, unlike those two obvious losers. If you vote me I will (hehe stealing from Obama here) heal the Racial Divide, Unite the 57 States in a common purpose, legalize minor drugs but tax them to oblivion, reduce taxes on all, increase taxes on the wealthy (Only the ones who are to stupid to pay for my campaign), pay for a park in every city, promote goodwill with Europe, initiate world tree planting day, double the funds of science, education, healthcare and mandate Unions can force 3 companies to be unionized per a year, per union! Oh and I will replace Microsoft with Apple on every government computer and pay tuition for all college students!
Zarf/ The_Yell surely. I'm all for humour in politics.
Mark my words El Bekko is a corporate flunky who bribes politicians to vote his companies tax breaks! He is the most evil of lobbyist, and he is trying to act like he is a normal person! Avoid the words of that man, his own actions condemn him!
Let me guess, you also think you know people?
i'll only vote for the yell if he chooses me as his first lady X(
Would you like to be Secretary of balarina stormtroopers?
It's been too long since the people of IC have been gone unheard, we have put up with stefan for too long. The politics of IC and the world must change and I your beloved obama immitation offer you that change. Vote gladiator.
WE want change. Yes we can. Yes we can. Yes we can. ![]()
is there any competition nolio??? Gladiator wins automaticaly..default ![]()
Zarf/ The_Yell ofcourse!
you're guna get shot Biegstukfriest
I run a saddam husien type of campaign..did i not mention that??
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If you lose, though, we'll be the ones with the guns. ![]()
no, i issued the law where i can be the only one with a gun a long time ago
You're not the law.
K no problem. My how many new voters there are. no they are not the dead voting for me, or illegal immigrants... muwahahaha
Vote for me to be dictator. I'll cut government spending, and taxes will be a flat rate of 15%. I'll also institute the death penalty for repeat criminals.
Justinian you can be my sec of defense, since we need a wise killer there, and people actually like that sort of move, but they dont like someone like you in justice ![]()
come on BW give your presidential candidate some help VP candidate! We are acting as if we are Obama, it's all fun and games til we put guns in their mouths ![]()
It'll be Zarf and the Yell for me. I'll vote for the damn hobbit and his extremely loud counterpart.
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