Topic: American Carol

I saw this and recommend it!

"A Christmas Carol" is a Charles Dickens story very much liked in America. Scrooge, a rich miser who hates Christmas and berates his nephew and employee for enjoying it, is visited by his partner's ghost who warns him he'll be visited by 3 ghosts, Christmas Past Present and Future. These ghosts show Scrooge that he used to enjoy Christmas, that his nephew and poor employee enjoy it fine without him, and if he stays a miserly git he will die unloved and kids will die who could have been saved. Scrooge awakes in time to celebrate Christmas and become a nice guy.

Rightwingers took that format and told the story of Michael Moore, a whiny liberal who made lying documentaries about America until three Spirits show him why America must kick evil's ass. He wakes up in time to stop a terror attack on Madison Square garden.

What made this movie work was the awful cheap shots and political incorrectness!

MOORE: (In Cuba to praise its healthcare as firing squads execute cripples) Bye everyone, I'm off to America and lousy healthcare!
CUBANS: America! (Swamp moore's boat)
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TERRORLEADER: (watching Minions screw up suicide attack) Jesus!
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TERRORIST: I'm voting for Prop 32!  We must have a guest worker program so the Mexicans can come and do the jobs the Taliban won't!
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PARIS HILTON: (presenting liberal film awards) Leni Riesenthal used her massive talent to help Herr Hitler bring his message of Change to German voters. She set the standard for filmmakers to follow.
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MOORES AGENT: Wow did you bathe today?
MOORE: No.
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JFK: Let all nations friendly or hostile know, we shall bear any burden and confront any foe, to preserve liberty!
JFK SPIRIT: you think that meant another 8 UN resolutions?
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MOORE: why do you keep slapping me?
PATTON SPIRIT: it's my trademark
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(PATTON shows Moore that without a war to end slavery he'd be the biggest slaveowner in present-day Alabama)
SLAVE1: massa gon leave now! Errbody wave goodbye to massa!
SLAVE2: Bye massa!
SLAVE3: Bye daddy!
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HITLER, TOJO, MUSSOLINI: (as neville chamberlain shines their boots) Kumbaya, my lord! Kumbaya!
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SECURITY GUARD1: (doing cavity search) Sorry but ever since the Suppository Bomber we cant take chances!
SECURITY GUARD2: you mean the Episcopal Suppository Bomber!
TOURIST: damn those Christians
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WEHRMACHT PLATOON: i dont know but I been told/Jews teeth are made of gold
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MOORE: why are you slapping me! Youre not a spirit!
BILL OREILLY: I know. I just enjoy slapping you.
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REFORMED TERRORISTS: (trying to defuse bomb in toilet stall) I never did this in a bathroom stall before! Just pull it out slowly! Oh! Ooh careful!
MARINE BYSTANDERS: (muttering) Must be sailors.
NAVY BYSTANDERS: (muttering) must be Marines
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MOORE: Gee, spinal cord injury, guess you never saw that coming.
PATTON: yeah that was a rough day
MOORE: so, what do you think of stem cell research now?
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Oh yeah and many suprise cameos by big celebrities

A real hoot!

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Unless you presented us with just the best bits and the rest sucks? sad

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Yell, you saw it when...last night ?

Im thinking of going....... I mean....an assualt on the left, from Hollywood ??  ROFL.

How can I pass it up....but was it well done ?

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Its a contender for the worst film of all time.

Some reviews:

"Sophomoric, classless humor with C-grade actors" IMDB

"Avoid this trash at all costs " : IMDB

"Moore's ridiculous tribute to Cuban health care in "Sicko" is far funnier than anything in this desperately laughless farce from David Zucker " : New york Post

"Cheap shots and mean spirits abound, as do celebrity cameos, But it

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Nice......

Sort of like the reviews for "The Passion of the Christ"


and, definatley not the

"Sharp" "Witty" spoof
"Religulous"  w/ Bill Maher

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Isaw it last night and there's a lot more funniness!

My my some papers have quite a herd of sacred cows tongue

I thought it was rofl funny

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lol just saw the trailer, whatever the result I find the project hilarious.

Moore clearly had it coming. They should have added a young Charlton Heston ghost to kick his arrogant ass.

Sadly it won't avoid the next Moore "documentary" to make money.

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I love how a fat slob who's arrogant and deceptive is trying to point out Amerikan problems. I tend to think more along the lines that dishonest arrogant fat slobs are our problem.

I'll be interested to see if it was done well. From the previews all I know is that the accidental shooting of what's-his-name and his subsequent falling looks like a really stupid joke. That doesn't even make any sense. We'll see!

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that courtroom was under attack from ACLU zombies tongue

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Haha, the commercials for that movie were funny but you guys seem to like it too too much.

Ok, first of all - I like free of speech. And because of that it is ok for a fat slob who dropped out of college to try to point out American problems. Now, after this movie is  portrayed as the 'OH-WE-SHOW-YOU-MOORE' movie, it does not go well in hand with the idea of allowing everyone to speak their mind up. It would just create more confrontation. I heard someone on the radio talk how important it is to still get along with each other, who happened to be a Bush-and-Reagan-supporter.

Oh, so take that line trying to portray Paris Hilton as a Nazi supporter? Dude, what teh f. She is no spin-master. That would just make another cultural war within the States. Small-town against Hollywood. Do you really want it? After the confrontations with the science, confrontation with the free speech and confrontation between states where some are red and others are blue. 

I might have enjoyed the movie for the sarcasm, but it is not that good anymore.

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and honestly - because of claims that 'elitist' is equal to a college degree, than it is an American Carol.

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>> I heard someone on the radio talk how important it is to still get along with each other, who happened to be a Bush-and-Reagan-supporter. <<

Fine.  All we disagree about is "Who gets to make the decisions?"

Oh, so take that line trying to portray Paris Hilton as a Nazi supporter? Dude, what teh f. She is no spin-master. <<

That WAS Paris Hilton.  We checked the credits.

>>That would just make another cultural war within the States. Small-town against Hollywood. Do you really want it? After the confrontations with the science, confrontation with the free speech and confrontation between states where some are red and others are blue.  <<

Actually the strength of constitutional democracy over other social systems is democracy recognizes confrontation and dispute are part of the human condition and limits the effects of losing an argument.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Yes, confrontation is the notion of free speech. Free speech is good. And thus confrontation is good - but less so one that creates long-lasting resentment. The 'limits effects of losing an argument' part is being erased if we start calling each other Nazis. And from your posts - which is my limited knowledge of this movie - it seems that is what they called some Americans.

PS. And I thought from your comments that they lampooned Paris Hilton as a hollywood star who would have supported Nazis, just because she is making movies.

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No she was in a scene satirizing Hollywood support for propaganda politics in the Reisenthal mode

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

15 (edited by Gwynedd 05-Oct-2008 11:46:34)

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Sometimes it is best to negociate with others who disagree so that we can all get done what we mutually agree works best for us both. It doesn't mean we'll like everything about it, but intelligent people can negociate to get what's important to them without giving in to what it is important to them that they NOT do. Too often negociations between the retards in Washington result in compilations of legislation that don't work well together. Bills fight themselves to become less effective. They're not well thought out pieces of legislation and the very principles contained in them are often contradictory.

Sometimes it's best to squash others in the public view and include nothing they want. I'm not a socialist. I never will be. And no matter how many crybaby [] this country produces now and in the future (and it's more and more, more now than ever) I am not going to be convinced that a big nanny government is actually good for me, my children, or this country. I will never support any negociation resulting in more socialistic policy in this country.

Sometimes people don't just disagree. Despite this theraputic culture of everyone-should-get-as-much-of-what-they-want-as-we-can-manage, sometimes people are wrong.

Ignorance is the problem here. In an educated society people wouldn't be ignorant enough to believe that the guy who wants to tax you to the grave is going to do wonders for the economy. But we've turned off the brains. He says a lot of pretty things we'd like. He says he wants to go somewhere over the rainbow. Let's stop short of evaluating if how he proposes to get us there will work. Let's stop short of evaluating if how he proposes to get us there will ruin us.

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Kemp, I was still talking about the movie smile

Ok, I do have a problem with the labelling that the movie promotes. We all use branding to brand people, but I cannot use liberal and 'anti-American' as synonyms. I just can't. Ok, some of the people that stand on the right might not go under the common version of being patriotic. I do not want to confuse an individual with a political movement though. The claim that if someone is liberal, then that person is against 4th of July is... hmmm.... it does not make sense to me.

Without a proper identification and care against such branding, words like 'Nazi' will be said; and in my opinion this word is stronger than another N-word.

But I have something more important to say here. Now, I have seen a poster that used to say: "War cannot solve anything... except fascism, slavery and communism." Well, this appeared to make sense to me. But I have been thinking more and more about it. The 'How to lie with statistics'-book actually started making sense. 
The civil war in the USA was waged under the notion that it would abolish slavery. It caused so much destruction and the atrocities that it caused are taught as 'The war of Northern agression' within some of the States that lost. While the slavery was abolished and some of the biggest problems started going away, there is still currently some racial tensions caused by it. It took National Guards to have mixed schools. And even now mixed schools are not doing well.

But let me get back to the War of Northern agression. I have heard that 'The battle that is truly won is the won which is not fought.' The civil war might have started the slavery abolishment, it was not the end. It caused a great lot of suffering and atrocities. Even as it achieved its ultimate goal, it was not 'truly won.' The 'not-fought' version would have required a lot of political backing decades before the war actually started, which was just as hard as winning battles. Was it not that the construction of a railway allowed slavery to spread to the new states? Had it been stopped then, the civil war might have been averted. (im saying might because I doubt that was the only cause)

I also remember the saying that 'The true warrior deals with a problem before it emerges.' Thus, we want to deal with a problem before it actually becomes a problem. I think that is one of the reasons that Iran is such an issue - because we have to deal with it before it is a problem.

And now, how come if someone is guided by 'the battle that is truly won is the one that is not fought,' which would imply non-military components to waging battles, then that person is likely to be called 'liberal' and consequently 'anti-american.' This is not anyone in the movie, this could be a military officer that would advocate against military strikes.

My point is: there are a few more ghosts they have to visit before it becomes as good movie as you say it is.

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Except there's a kind of liberal who wants to AVOID CONFRONTATION, which is different.   Who don't say "Iraq can be liberated without violence" but instead "It's not worth it and it would be over as soon as we give up."

And sure you can believe in socialized medicine and not be a total pacifist noob.

Iran is an example of that.  We have conflict with Iran becasue they hate our guts and kill our friends.  Yeah, sure, we can take a knee to them and "solve the problem"--if the problem is "bad relations with Iran".  If the problem is "Iran is a pack of maddog jerks"  then we only sustained the problem by negotiating.

BTW Michael Moore's view on Iraq wasn't that Iraqi democracy could be achieved without war.  He said we're gonna lose to street thugs because they were the side of righteousness and courage.  "They are the Minutemen--and they will WIN"

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Then this movie is about Moore, not about liberals. Moore is a 'liberal', but a 'liberal' is not Moore.

And not everyone that wants to avoid confrontation wants to avoid it at any cost. The Iraq example is that the actual war took like a month, and now it is in the political stage. This part is where the forces got bogged down since this part is kind of hard.

Haha, I thought that movie was a parody done by Moore when I first saw the commercials because it was just so much out there.

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19 (edited by Elysian Thebes 05-Oct-2008 18:36:05)

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"The civil war in the USA was waged under the notion that it would abolish slavery. It caused so much destruction and the atrocities that it caused are taught as 'The war of Northern agression' within some of the States that lost. While the slavery was abolished and some of the biggest problems started going away, there is still currently some racial tensions caused by it."

that last line was hilarious. totally caught me off guard. you subtle bastard, you!

that, folks, is how you write humor. he switched the racism towards blacks that the South harbored since the get-go...WITH the resentment towards the North that the Civil War caused. who could see that coming? stroke of genious.

see, now we have the Civil War causing racism in the South!

smiof should be writing for the [the fmods are porky bastards and love their tupping] Daily Show

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When the Democrat party puts moore on the stage for its convention, it becomes hard to argue they aren't on the same page.

* Bad reviews because it shows how "needlessly divisive" our politics has become.  Cheer, libs, I will accept your surrender, you can unify behind me!  What's that?  You still think you're right and I'm wrong? Then shaddap about "division", cause you're it.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Lol, ok @ET and Yell.

First at ET - I met a post doc whose house was burnt in the 60's, she told me it was by the local KKK group. Now, I don't know much about this case but that is what I actually referred to in my mind. This was about 40 years ago. And it happened about 100 years after the war ended. My point was that the Civil War did not magically transform all of the slaves into active members of society; even 100 years after the war ended racial tensions still existed. The war - by itself - was not enough.

And the last line referred to the slavery not the war, lol.

Now at Yell: well, Moore is just an individual on a stage. I still can't equivalate him to the mainstream definition of 'liberal.'

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22 (edited by Smiof 05-Oct-2008 23:50:47)

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Lol, and one more thing. I just came back from jogging and I kept wondering about this phrase "They are the Minutemen--and they will WIN." Now, I wondered, what Moore tried to say was that the USA does not have the backing of the locals and in his mind the war played out to mean that it is an instanteneous loss.

I don't know too much about the facts of the war, but I believe that an important point was when the USA started hiring more local militia, and having the support of the 'Sons of Iraq' and 'The Awakening.' As the military was able to regain some of the trust of the locals and they sided against the extremists elements, things started turning. (well, it is not that simple... but that was a main point.) Thus the winning side would be the one which is able to acquire larger local support, with more local people that are ready to support one type of government over another. And the locals have finally turned from supporting anti-coalition forces to supporting coalition forces.

My point is that if you were to hear Moore's comments again, why don't you suggest something like: "Moore, it is the support of the locals that matters and this is precisely a major point that the military is meant to carry out, as well as the purely military operations. You must be referring to the nation-building part of the military intervention - thanks for highlighting this point of the US army.*"

Ok, got to read now, I do not agree with Moore and I will watch that movie, I hope it is well done. I put my spin on his comments just to highlight another interpretation that might work better.   

*one fact that I don't think some people know - a part of the operations are not just military; some involve building schools, handing out candy's, and other nation-building-kind-of-things.

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the reason AAC is so good is that about the only thing left to do is laugh...

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2008/10/05/2008-10-05_sarah_palin_is_taking_a_bigger_beating_b.html?print=1&page=all

"George W. Bush appointed the first two black secretaries of state, but does anyone on the left regard him as a racial trailblazer? When I raised that question to another liberal, she dismissed the idea, saying Bush 'never thought about race.'"

speechless!

what we have here is reason bowing to ignorance.

ignorance, is, besides bliss, all-powerful.

it's like arguing against a woman. they aren't handicapped by reason. hence our 1984-esque doublethinking and euphemistic derationalizations.

it's hard to name, because there's a method to the madness, but it's not intelligence in its true form. it's a perversion of intelligence. or a mockery of it...

the liberal in this quip, she's like a highly trained squirrel. intelligence was put into her, but she lacks a capacity to make sense on her own. or like a retarded kid who can spell really good. idk. still trying to find that perfect metaphor

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"My point is that if you were to hear Moore's comments again, why don't you suggest something like: "Moore, it is the support of the locals that matters and this is precisely a major point that the military is meant to carry out, as well as the purely military operations. You must be referring to the nation-building part of the military intervention - thanks for highlighting this point of the US army.*"

Because that's not what he said.

"Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
Heads Up... from Michael Moore


Friends,

I have never seen a head so far up a Presidential ass (pardon my Falluja) than the one I saw last night at the "news conference" given by George W. Bush. He's still talking about finding "weapons of mass destruction" -- this time on Saddam's "turkey farm." Turkey indeed. Clearly the White House believes there are enough idiots in the 17 swing states who will buy this. I think they are in for a rude awakening.

I've been holed up for weeks in the editing room finishing my film ("Fahrenheit 911"). That's why you haven't heard from me lately. But after last night's Lyndon Johnson impersonation from the East Room -- essentially promising to send even more troops into the Iraq sinkhole -- I had to write you all a note.

First, can we stop the Orwellian language and start using the proper names for things? Those are not &#65533;contractors&#65533; in Iraq. They are not there to fix a roof or to pour concrete in a driveway. They are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE. They are there for the money, and the money is very good if you live long enough to spend it.

Halliburton is not a "company" doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested -- or worse.

The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win. Get it, Mr. Bush? You closed down a friggin' weekly newspaper, you great giver of freedom and democracy! Then all hell broke loose. The paper only had 10,000 readers! Why are you smirking?

One year after we wiped the face of the Saddam statue with our American flag before yanking him down, it is now too dangerous for a single media person to go to that square in Baghdad and file a report on the wonderful one-year anniversary celebration. Of course, there is no celebration, and those brave blow-dried "embeds" can't even leave the safety of the fort in downtown Baghdad. They never actually SEE what is taking place across Iraq (most of the pictures we see on TV are shot by Arab media and some Europeans). When you watch a report "from Iraq" what you are getting is the press release handed out by the U.S. occupation force and repeated to you as "news."

I currently have two cameramen/reporters doing work for me in Iraq for my movie (unbeknownst to the Army). They are talking to soldiers and gathering the true sentiment about what is really going on. They Fed Ex the footage back to me each week. That's right, Fed Ex. Who said we haven't brought freedom to Iraq! The funniest story my guys tell me is how when they fly into Baghdad, they don't have to show a passport or go through immigration. Why not? Because they have not traveled from a foreign country -- they're coming from America TO America, a place that is ours, a new American territory called Iraq.

There is a lot of talk amongst Bush's opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countries who tried to talk us out of this folly, now have to clean up our mess? I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle. I'm sorry, but the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe -- just maybe -- God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end.

Until then, enjoy the "pacification" of Falluja, the "containment" of Sadr City, and the next Tet Offensive &#65533; oops, I mean, "terrorist attack by a small group of Baathist loyalists" (Hahaha! I love writing those words, Baathist loyalists, it makes me sound so Peter Jennings!) -- followed by a "news conference" where we will be told that we must "stay the course" because we are "winning the hearts and minds of the people."

I'll write again soon. Don't despair. Remember, the American people are not that stupid. Sure, we can be frightened into a war, but we always come around sooner or later -- and the one way this is NOT like Vietnam is that it hasn't taken the public four long years to figure out they were lied to.

Now if Bush would just quit speaking in public and giving me more free material for my movie, I can get back to work and get it done. I've got four weeks left 'til completion.

Yours,

Michael Moore"
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?messageDate=2004-04-14

I don't owe Mikey a rewrite so he doesn't look like a disloyal turd.

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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@Thebes: Your point is that Republicans are engaging themselves in racial integration? I agree. It's good that Bush had blacks in his office and I expect to see more in the time to come, within the next 20-30 years. My highly convoluted text actually referred to the general situation., across the US.

@the dodgers: lol, can't add anything anymore smile It's just that having criticism towards the military will allow it to correct its mistakes in the long run, and I do want to allow for such criticism. But here comes Moore who is disrespectful to anything. And the criticism is coming from him, and not in plausible form. My point to take him is to turn around his arguments and not confront him directly: "but they do need us there for a little longer." Yours is to confront him directly: "disloyal turd." Well, I have several reasons to prefer my more subtle approach.

Tell me more about the differences between liberals and the persona of Moore, since this became such an issue earlier?  If I were to ask you to describe me a 'liberal', why would you point to Moore?

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