There's nothin' morally superior about payin' scallywags not t' work. Nothin'.
This is asinine, now we're gonna throw dubloons at banks an' promise t' back dubloons market accounts...hell why dern't we just guarantee every American $100,000 a year an' a 10% increase in home equity while we're at it!
You see th' stock market boom this week? You think they borrowed that dubloons in two days? They had th' dubloons all th' time, an' where thar's capital t' invest thar's recovery.
Bush said this mornin' we'd have lost jobs an' lost dubloons market revenue an' lost economic growth an' we can't have that. Oh really? We can't have two months o' recession? That's worth $1 trillion we dern't have t' avoid?
All this does is tell Wall Street an' th' financials t' go fer broke. Uncle Sucker will pick up th' tab. There is no risk anymore, th' federal government will pay into bankruptcy t' avoid recession. Recession is normal an' healthy, it would have solved th' problem o' overcentralization in th' financial markets, ye scurvey dog. Now we got crap. Fannie Mae an' Freddie Mac will continue t' own 50% o' mortgage debt, AIG is still insurin' bad debt an' now we just added 50% t' th' federal budget....arrrrrgghhhh
We be screwed. We be gonna end up with a recession AND a dollar nobody wants. Walk the plank, by Davy Jones' locker! You ass, Bush, ye bet th' lady an' minnows on a pair o' nines.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.