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Josephine Abercrombie was distraught. Her only love, her wife, her heart and soul. All were lost the moment Martine was launched into space. And she blamed one person. Suicidal was in his room by himself, going at it like one of those toy monkeys with the cymbals. Josephine knocked on the door, letting herself in. "Need a hand?" She asked suicidal in a sultry voice. Slowly she walked up to suicidal, swinging a punch to his temple and knocking him out cold.
When suicidal came to he was tied to a chair and had what felt like a raging case of blue balls. Josephine walked up to him. "Here, drink this, it'll make you feel better," she said, handing him a red drink. Suicidal gulped it down and gagged. "How does your own cock and balls taste bitch?" She yelled at suicidal. Josephine pulled out her knife. She was going to enjoy this. Slowly she cut suicidal's fingers off, then his toes, hands, feet, arms, legs. Finally she put suicidal out of his misery. Suicidal the townie was no more.
Elsewhere TheBigOne was snooping around the kitchen, trying to piece together who the conspirators were. He wasn't a great investigator, his flaming red hair made him less subtle. The SK came into the kitchen and saw that pain in the arse investigator. Time to kill. The SK dragged a cloth and some chloroform out. The SK walked up to TBO openly and said, "Does this smell like chloroform to you." Silly TBO fell for his own pick up line. When he started to rouse he found himself on top of an industrial mincer. TBO screamed but soon he was nothing more than ginger sausages. TBO the investigator was dead.
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