Topic: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

You didn't expect to spend the day with the renown Donkey Kong, but after having been introduced by a mutual acquaintance, you really started to hit it off. Attempting to go drink-for-drink with a five hundred pound ape, however, may not have been the best decision you've ever made.

"Let-let-let-let me tell you a sh-sh-shtory. Itsh really good. It all - it all started one day in the M-mushhroom Kingdom."

Chapter One: Having Accidentally Operated the Doohickey

It is a new age for the Mushroom Kingdom.  Leaders of the nearby towns and villages have all gathered together outside of the shuttle to celebrate Princess Peach's royal inspection of the Mushrover Space Shuttle!

"Good day, noble citizens of Sagittarius Dwarf" she exclaims through a microphone, her voice muffled from her pink helmet.
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mar--"

Chad barges into the cabin, with a grin on his face, a beer helmet on his head, and a handle of liquor in each hand.

"BRO! WE NEED MORE WHISKEY!"

"Oh chad." says Peach, as the crowd groans.  Chad walks up to Peach.

"Is this the tap, bro?", Chad mumbles as he places an empty beer can on some controls and pulls down on a lever.

The spaceship begins to rumble and fumes start pouring out!

"AHHEHEEEEYYYYYyyyyyy!!!!......"

Within seconds the ship is just a speck in the air!  Princess peach has been launched into space! Who will save her and Chad?

MC BalleyHoo floats down from the sky

"HOoohohoho welcome! Welcome everyone!  It seems that peach and Chad have gotten themselves launched into a new adventure, it will be up to you to rescue them.  Would the leaders please step forward and press "A" to learn what order you will play?"

Carl XVI Gustaf of The Royal Family steps forward first "I am Princess Peach's long lost cousin, and I will hit A" - he rolls a 9!
HAOD Dry Bones of Hitting A On Demand stands up next and shouts "My family name says it all.  and hits "A".  He rolls a 10!"
Paper of ~ Rock ~ Paper ~ Scissor ~ slides out from behind the folds and smacks "A" to roll a 5!
Porthos of Three Musketeers steps forward "you killed my father, prepare to hit A" and rolls a 7!
Venom11 of Death Becomes us hits A, rolls a 3, and shouts "BUT 11!!!"
Swagga and The Good step out together and slap A at the same time; both rolling a 2!

"Well that was boring! Lets begin our adventure -- and no fighting please.  If we're going to save princess peach we're going to need to work together."

-------------TO BE CONTINUED -------------

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

/moved to community.

~*✠ ]PW[ Forever ✠*~

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

No no-- this is about saggy d -- it even has the current rankings buried in there!

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

fix't big_smile

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

5 (edited by Walking Corpse 24-Jan-2015 19:58:11)

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

By Royal Decree



Let it be known that hence forward, are acknowledged by the Royal court of Saggi D, and will be bestowed with following titles :



The named The Royal Family (1291) will receive no additional titles, as they are obviously and undoubtedly the Kings and Princes of the realm, but they shall however dispense titles to the nobility (also known as contenders) and commoners (also known as pretenders) based on their achievements. Let it be known that The Royal Family exists of two kings returned from exile and one prince who was hiding between the moderators. May their reign be long and benign.



The named Rock~Paper~Scissor (1293), known nobility, shall receive the titles of Earls, for their continued efforts and insight. Their current status within the realm is impressive, but not yet good enough to claim royal titles themselves. May they command with wisdom, and serve the crowns in humility.



The named The Three Musketeers (1294), known lower nobility, shall receive the title of Barons, as befits one of their station. They show more control over their assets than can be expected from those not high-born, and should therefore be recognised. They might elevate themselves to high nobility if they would apply their skills more readily and with more expediency. May they continue to live in prosperity, by the grace of the crowns.



The named Hitting A On Demand (1292), self-proclaimed lower nobility, shall receive the titles of Lords, for even though their efforts do not match their vocal claims, they have shown cunning and control in their endeavours. We are well aware of their claim to the thrones, but as for now we are not in the least impressed, and in consequence, neither are we worried. May they lead in deed more than in word, as could be expected from loyal subjects of the crowns.



The named The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (1289), commoners. They shall pay their dues. May their efforts benefit the worthy. If their efforts prove fruitful, they might elevate themselves to lower nobility, but only if it so pleases the crowns.



The named Death Becomes Us (1290), commoners. They are the proof that the common man's place is to populate the realms, and they ARE numerous. However, they are likely to fall into the trap that is religion, believing that spiritual nonsense that there is power in numbers. There is not, there is only power in birthright. They shall serve. They shall live or die by the whim of their betters.


The named Hear No- See No- Speak No Evil (1288), commoners. It is with sadness that we look upon this rabble of the realms, for though their name implies a sense of honor, they seem to forget that honor for the common man is in hard work and servitude. They shall improve their attitude or it shall be corrected for them. Be ye warned.

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

Do not worry, for all those who are disappointed that they have not been included in the story, or that they have not had the level of inclusion that they deserve, there will always be other chapters!

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

Ahhh, now it makes sense, will be interesting to see how long this lasts, carry on ladies, you have my blessing now. tongue

~*✠ ]PW[ Forever ✠*~

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

T̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶B̶e̶c̶o̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶U̶s̶ ̶(̶1̶2̶9̶0̶)̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶o̶n̶e̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶'̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶o̶p̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶m̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶A̶R̶E̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶e̶r̶o̶u̶s̶.̶ ̶H̶o̶w̶e̶v̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶i̶g̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶r̶i̶t̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶n̶o̶n̶s̶e̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶s̶.̶   


Alas, Death, it seems, REALLY did become them. And they became it. Thus peace reigned in their lands.

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

For the record: I hate Fyre so much.

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

as leader, maybe you should fyre him! (from a cannon?)

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

Along with the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; there was also the Quick and the Dead. Guess which one they turned out to be?

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

Fyre sucks

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

agreed with fyre sucks

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

boring! who is winning in the 92 vs 93 face off?

my only true enemy is my ego.

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

gard wrote:

boring! who is winning in the 92 vs 93 face off?

91 wink

When speaking your mind, it is of utmost importance to keep using it !

16 (edited by slifty 20-Feb-2015 16:43:54)

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

It's so true.

Also, just a kind reminder that the primary reason this round is boring is because of Fyre.  Let everyone remember that.

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

slifty wrote:

It's so true.

Also, just a kind reminder that the primary reason this round is boring is because of Fyre.  Let everyone remember that.

On the rack with him ! Nay, what did i say? Draw and quarter !

When speaking your mind, it is of utmost importance to keep using it !

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

TCO wrote:

On the rack with him ! Nay, what did i say? Draw and quarter !



you'll have to find him first.... hmm

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

1    The Royal Family (1291) [45,59]    1155    21539457    72173
   
2    ~Rock~Paper~Scissor~Spawk (1293) [59,35]    963    8092913    47874

Rank    Empire    Race    Planets    Networth
1    Carl XVI Gustaf    Wardancers    100    12825262
2    Prince Albert II    Victory Is Mine!    683    5357034
3    Philippe I Leopold    Partaxian    372    3357161
4    Paper    Beats Rock    582    3142367
5    Scissor    Beats Paper.    300    2483430
6    Rock    Beats Scissors    81    2467116


fun time,
looks like the show is on,

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

well yeah, sorta kinda tongue

When speaking your mind, it is of utmost importance to keep using it !

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

lol i am gonna make you earn every planet,

make it a living hell to kill me off smile

good luck

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

If youre Scissors you need to bring it better yikes

Vice Leader    Scissor    Beats Paper.    1499685    162    Online!

my only true enemy is my ego.

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

lol nope not me

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

Devilz wrote:

lol i am gonna make you earn every planet,

make it a living hell to kill me off smile

good luck


well, sorta kinda? big_smile

Good luck to you too, but this isnt our first rodeo in the HC arena, so some mistakes from the past wont be repeated big_smile More specifically, allowing some dude to have us chase him across the place for days smile But kudos for your mentality considering your circumstances smile

When speaking your mind, it is of utmost importance to keep using it !

Re: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread

lol dont think i wont be doing the same thing when i get smaller too smile