Topic: HAOD Report #1: Mario Party In Space! AKA the Saggy D PvC Thread
You didn't expect to spend the day with the renown Donkey Kong, but after having been introduced by a mutual acquaintance, you really started to hit it off. Attempting to go drink-for-drink with a five hundred pound ape, however, may not have been the best decision you've ever made.
"Let-let-let-let me tell you a sh-sh-shtory. Itsh really good. It all - it all started one day in the M-mushhroom Kingdom."
Chapter One: Having Accidentally Operated the Doohickey
It is a new age for the Mushroom Kingdom. Leaders of the nearby towns and villages have all gathered together outside of the shuttle to celebrate Princess Peach's royal inspection of the Mushrover Space Shuttle!
"Good day, noble citizens of Sagittarius Dwarf" she exclaims through a microphone, her voice muffled from her pink helmet.
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mar--"
Chad barges into the cabin, with a grin on his face, a beer helmet on his head, and a handle of liquor in each hand.
"BRO! WE NEED MORE WHISKEY!"
"Oh chad." says Peach, as the crowd groans. Chad walks up to Peach.
"Is this the tap, bro?", Chad mumbles as he places an empty beer can on some controls and pulls down on a lever.
The spaceship begins to rumble and fumes start pouring out!
"AHHEHEEEEYYYYYyyyyyy!!!!......"
Within seconds the ship is just a speck in the air! Princess peach has been launched into space! Who will save her and Chad?
MC BalleyHoo floats down from the sky
"HOoohohoho welcome! Welcome everyone! It seems that peach and Chad have gotten themselves launched into a new adventure, it will be up to you to rescue them. Would the leaders please step forward and press "A" to learn what order you will play?"
Carl XVI Gustaf of The Royal Family steps forward first "I am Princess Peach's long lost cousin, and I will hit A" - he rolls a 9!
HAOD Dry Bones of Hitting A On Demand stands up next and shouts "My family name says it all. and hits "A". He rolls a 10!"
Paper of ~ Rock ~ Paper ~ Scissor ~ slides out from behind the folds and smacks "A" to roll a 5!
Porthos of Three Musketeers steps forward "you killed my father, prepare to hit A" and rolls a 7!
Venom11 of Death Becomes us hits A, rolls a 3, and shouts "BUT 11!!!"
Swagga and The Good step out together and slap A at the same time; both rolling a 2!
"Well that was boring! Lets begin our adventure -- and no fighting please. If we're going to save princess peach we're going to need to work together."
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