next thing you know they'll say heineken is beer

"next thing you know they'll say heineken is beer"
You keep beer in brown bottles cause otherwise it gets influenced by light to much and the taste gets bad. They keep Heineken in transparent green bottles that is enough said... We do the same btw but mostly for Belgian beers we ship off so Yell is right, we are clever.

Here its considered an 'acceptable' pils. nothing high-end about it either and thats talking pils, which is not what we really consider beer. Its sorta like table wine and real wine, so to speak. Real Belgian beer is usually brewed in monasteries or at least has its origins in one, and has a tradition of at least 400-500 years if not more, has a higher alcohol content and a much much deeper flavour than pils. Honestly, you like beer, you have to come over at least once ... we can throw in waffles and chocolate to sweeten the deal

or if the taxi will take me

at my income level I will have to sneak into the wheelwell of a jet or get shipped into Belgium in a crate and work off my passage like Primo

"at my income level I will have to sneak into the wheelwell of a jet or get shipped into Belgium in a crate and work off my passage like Primo"
what do you do for living then? Better invest in a good jacket if you want to do the wheelwell thing. We transport as much frozen Africans as normal ice-cream.

"From para to illegal and back in 3 steps"...a book by the yell for only 16$. Free jacket for the first 100 buyers.