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Re: Guess who or what returns!!!

Apparently everybody and their uncle has a Spetznaz formation and paratroopers have blue berets

a defector said Spetznaz was going to infiltrate USA as Olympic athletes and then go off on our home turf so Reagan put restrictions on Soviet Olympic delegation to the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics  and the Soviets said take this job and dance with it and skipped it.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Correct!

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Rofl, Spike!

Aka James Masters.

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Aka Braniac (in smallville)!

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There are two parts to the answer for this one, who and what.

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Hint 1: It is related to snow boarding.

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Hint 2: It's a scene from a movie!

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Ask me about a snowboarding movie and I guess "Keanu Reeves".  I probably will for the next 40 years.

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Hint 3: It's a comedy!

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I think I've seen this movie...

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Wait, I retract my last statement, til the movie title is revealed -_-

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For half points only now, final hint: The title of the movie is "Out Cold"

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what: a snowboarder ?

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363 Reply by The Yell (edited by The Yell 30-Aug-2013 19:08:58)

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potheads found out how to skateboard on snow: take the wheels off

They like to go off trails and get lost in forests and buried by avalanches.  They say that is because they are wild spirits who can't be tamed.  Actually it is because you can't steer a snowboard very well, and if they board on a ski slope they're going to knock over some skiers, and too many soldiers ski to make that safe to do.  So they go into the woods and toke and slosh around.

There was some ass snowboarder who got a gold medal in the Tokyo Winter Games, and he tested positive for marijuana, and he said it wasn't him, it was people next to him, and he got a contact high and a false positive.  And the IOC bought it.

So if you think he's a liar, you can see what sort of idiot snowboards.

And if you believe him, then you know they're mutants.

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And you all fail, the answer was Thomas Lennon as Eric Montclare.

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Baratheon, you are incorrect and have already been kindly asked not to attempt to post links. As I have previously told you, this is being run by Primo and I.

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Bara quit trying to hijack this thread.

This is a warning. Next time is a ban.

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Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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No you are trying to post links in competitions with theirs.

Start your own thread if you feel you have to post links.

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Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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Getting this show back on the road.

Hint 1: It is obliquely related to Chuck Norris.

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Delta Force pin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uYrOVCgJk

The greatest American hero.

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Correct!

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JAG


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More information exceed.

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You ran this last year its some Major General on JAG

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Did I? yikes

Sory about that. The Yell is correct, I have run it before. It is Major General Creswell from the TV Series JAG.

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x(

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