potheads found out how to skateboard on snow: take the wheels off
They like to go off trails and get lost in forests and buried by avalanches. They say that is because they are wild spirits who can't be tamed. Actually it is because you can't steer a snowboard very well, and if they board on a ski slope they're going to knock over some skiers, and too many soldiers ski to make that safe to do. So they go into the woods and toke and slosh around.
There was some ass snowboarder who got a gold medal in the Tokyo Winter Games, and he tested positive for marijuana, and he said it wasn't him, it was people next to him, and he got a contact high and a false positive. And the IOC bought it.
So if you think he's a liar, you can see what sort of idiot snowboards.
And if you believe him, then you know they're mutants.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.