No, I am not working for the NSA. Please ignore the fact that I actually did link the nick "NSA" to my IRC account before you asked that question. 
Okay, fine, I'll go through these.
Tag points: I have not the slightest idea where they came from. Not that I don't have a general idea of the fact that I did have a decent amount of tag points... however, between the massive transfer of tag points to the new system, the conversion of negative tag points to that system, and some other irregularities, I have not the slightest idea, and could not hope to accurately figure it out since some of the people responsible are long gone. 
Regarding the nick change: Although, unlike what xeno says, it's highly unlikely that "fans" are looking for the answer because... come on, it's Zarf we're talking about... sure. It was actually more ironic than anything. I figured it would be funny for the forum mod who is ridiculously inactive and lazy to be the one with the name implying an omnipotent authority.
Sorry, no long-winded hidden philosophical messages there for you, xeno! I was almost tempted to make up some massive philosophy just to see how far I could take it, but changed my mind a couple pages in. 
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