Topic: Taksim Square
Normally, the local television news is about a miss election or a horse that got into the canal by accident. But these days, all you hear about is the Taksim square!
What do all those Islamic-oriented nations have to do with large central squares? Can't they be original and occupy an unknown building or farm? They're obsessed with squares like Zarf with trains!
I propose to build a large mosque inside each square to prevent these annoying events from happening and the appointment of Justinian as head of police to crush anyone who wants to obstruct.
That will teach them a lesson to intervene with our normal news broadcast.