Littlefinger was walking down the street tonight seething; one of his whores had spoken back to him. He planned on making her next few work shifts miserable. Being master of coin definitely had its perks as he walked into a high-end restaurant on the edge of town. He placed his order and waited patiently for his food to be cooked. Littlefinger quickly realized that he hadn’t taken a piss since this morning and had the powerful urge to urinate.

Littlefinger walked out towards the woods and picked the largest tree he could find to relieve himself. As the luxurious flow coursed out of his body he closed his eyes and sighed. What a wonderful feeling Littlefinger (Testudinae) thought to himself as he swung his hips back and forth.

Suddenly Littlefinger felt splash back and opened his eyes seeing a white hairless chest. He never saw the hands slap together and pop his head like a pimple.

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Cersei was on the prowl again after the rush she got from slipping Master Luwin poison the night before. She had her target in mind, Thor; he had the gall to make a lewd joke in front of her and then proceed to flirt with someone of her station! Cersei located him at the local pub drinking with the other knight’s squires from Winterfell. Cersei pushed her boobs together and then walked up to the young man and started making the boy’s dream come true.

They left the pub sometime after two in the morning, navigated the winding roads and alleyways. Cersei readied her knife as they entered the last dark alleyway towards his apartments. Thor grabbed her once more for a kiss and stared down at the knife in his chest. He looked up at Cersei to see her smiling. As Thor (peasant) hit the ground Cersei was already walking away.