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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

ER - Nolio, Ramza,
Nolio - Melvin
TBO - Arby, Humi, ER, Sky, Torqez
Torqez - TBO, Oxy,

The Citizens of Hyrule had finally had enough of those damned Cuccos.  Not knowing what else to do they approached Zarf, the odd little man who had set up shop with a very unique set of items in search of a way to get rid of them.  Luckily for them, he believed he had found just the trick.  As EvilRunt sat at the front counter, Zarf rummaged through the back in search of the Bremen's Mask he had recently acquired.  Runty had no idea what to expect, but among the last things he had expected was Zarf to come out wearing a strange bird-like mask.  Feeling all was lost, Runt watched as Zarf walked out of the shop sporting this mask, and running up to all the Cuccos he could see.

To the bewilderment of all, these once murderous creatures loyally fell in line behind Zarf.  It seemed all blood lust was gone, and for proof Arby3 ran up and punted one as far as he could. 

Once all the Cuccos were gathered, Zarf gleefully trotted them over to the pen he had set up in the back.  Miraculously, this strange little man had taken care of the cucco problem, and now had easily the most profitable shop in all of Hyrule.  Adding to the shooting range, his collection of nick nacks, and various other goods he now had control of the entire Cucco population of Hyrule.  As the Cuccos settled in their pen, he reached out and picked up the biggest ugliest one in the bunch which oddly had bright red fuzz on its head.  Holdin this Cucco up close, Zarf declared "Well by God, I think I'll call you The Big One!"

TBO the cuccos, and thus far the only person not on the mob worth 2 shits, is now dead.

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

poor cuccos... they been domesticated :S

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Undeath wrote:

Torqez - TBO, Oxy,

TBO changed to ER x(

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Torqez wrote:
Undeath wrote:

Torqez - TBO, Oxy,

TBO changed to ER x(


And now he's dead

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Undeath wrote:
Torqez wrote:
Undeath wrote:

Torqez - TBO, Oxy,

TBO changed to ER x(


And now he's dead





[tut tut] nick :X :D

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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told you get nolio

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the power of runt!

vote runt and die!

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Ganondorf sat as his organ playing a melancholy tune while lost in thought.  This takeover was taking much longer than he would have liked, so far the best development was the controlling of those infernal birds that looked set to completely annihilate him and his followers.  Having reached a decision, he got up and walked over to the monstrosity that was the iron knuckle.  What he had first seen as excellent qualities in an underling was now growing old, no matter what he said or did he just couldn't get a response from the creature.  He handed the knuckle a slip of paper upon which he had written a name.  Looking down, the knuckle nodded in acknowledgement and left the tower.  "Ah" thought Ganondorf, "so the thing isn't too stupid to read."

Skyroshroud had grown tired of the constant conflict in town, and had opted to venture across the Hyrule field to the fishing pond.  He'd been hearing for months that there was a 26 pounder in here, and he was set on catching it.  Sky knew that everyone else had been doing it wrong, if he stood on the log in the middle of the pond he was sure he'd have a better chance of nailing the big catch.  Suddenly, the rod was nearly yanked out of his hands.  This has to be the big sucker he thought.  The fight with the fish lasted a solid half an hour, and during this time Sky was completely oblivious to all else.  As he finally was lifting up his prize, the knuckle brought down his axe and sent bits of Skyroshroud all over the pond.  Tonight the fish would eat well.

Zarf had devised a plan to expand his shop's repetoire.  If he followed the knuckle around all night to see where it went, it was much faster than spending half of the day looking for dead bodi.....er lost items.  As he searched the pond, he found that inexplicably the biggest fish in the history of Hyrule had landed unharmed in a small off shoot of the pond, and was now trapped.  Giddily, Zarf reached in and plucked out the enormous fish, and set off for his shop thinking of how wonderful it would look mounted on his wall.


Skyroshroud, a normal citizen of Hyrule, is now dead.


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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

X(

O'Doyle rules!

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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^^^ best quote to die with ever!

Sex without the e is still SX!

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

also voting Torqez

Sex without the e is still SX!

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Voting Ramza

(sorry killas, it shoulda always been Ramza!)

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Changing vote to Ramza

Sex without the e is still SX!

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I'm voting for Flint!  Can't believe ya'll haven't killed him yet.

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imma change my vote to Torqez

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

nolio

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imma vote torqez

- HUMI FOR MOD!!!

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Torqez then!

Sex without the e is still SX!

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vote followers!

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

voting torqez

It is easier to meet girl in park than to park meat in girl.

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

voting torqez

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Voting torq

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Torqez [5] - ER, Nolio, Humi, Ramza, Arby3
Flint [3] - Zarf, TBO, Undeath
Ramza - Torqez
Nolio - Melvin

Zarf still couldn't believe how heavy that damn fish had been.  Between carrying it back to his shop and getting it properly set up to be mounted it had taken the entire day.  He walked out of his shop to see that the to see that it was dusk, and that the daily killing was surely about to take place.  He began walking towards the center of town in search of someone who could tell him the situation.

Evilrunt watched Zarf coming out of his shop, the sign above the door reading Zarfikins' having been freshly painted.  Runty was just thinking how strange a name that was when the Cucco crowed, announcing it was time to go find Torqez.  Nobody had seen him since it had been decided he would be the one to die today, and they were beginning to worry he wouldn't turn up.  When he looked back in Zarf's direction he saw that one of the oddly dressed fairie children known as a skullkid was talking to him.  Somehow it was clear that Zarf had begun using these creatures to do his bidding, and they were quite good at the job. 

As Evilrunt looked on, Zarf nodded in the skullkid ran back into the woods.  Mr. Beeblebrix, as the people of Kokiri were now forced to address him, walked up to Evilrunt and said, "Don't worry about Torqez, he ran off into the woods and my skullkids have already taken care of the problem, they also stumbled across a fat foul smelling goon whom they claim was named Flint.  I'm not sure where he came from but he's currently locked in the cucco pen being watched over by The Big One.  My cucco tells me that he keeps mumbling something odd about all liberals needing to die?  Also he won't stop crapping out of his mouth between mutterings, its the oddest thing."

Torqez, another innocent Hyrulian, is now dead.

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Re: Mafia 45: Trouble in Hyrule

Also, Oxygen's vote does not count.

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argh!

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