1 (edited by Justinian I 17-Dec-2012 04:58:42)

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1. Marriage is prostitution
- Men are expected to wooo a woman by paying for dates and an expensive engagement ring
- Husbands typically earn more money than their wives, and wives put out for their husbands
- Women are usually the recipients of alimony

2. Prostitution is a crime

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3. Therefore, marriage is a crime

Unfortunately, the state registers and celebrates the prostitute and the john in one form of prostitution but is intolerant of other forms...

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Just because no woman will put up with you is no reason to hate marriage.

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3 (edited by Justinian I 17-Dec-2012 23:43:31)

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LOL. My point is that we should at least be consistent. Besides, it's unhealthy to pay for sex with a girlfriend or wife while pretending you really aren't. It's institutionalized dishonesty.

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There once was a time when men didn't have to pay for a woman, but this isn't pre-19th century any longer.

If you get lucky like me, you won't have to follow the new norm and get a richer woman to chase you instead!

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....

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Nevermind that you're completely ignoring all of the other elements of committed relationships. I'm sorry, but your premise is so ridiculous I'm not going to humor you. tongue

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Spock you bigot

now all genders can spurn justinian

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Arbolio,

Forgive my skepticism

Kemp,

The cake may have more icing in relationships, but the icing still rests of money.

And prostitution can resemble a kind of quasi-relationship over time.

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Over time?  I'd say prostitution can resemble some actual relationships almost immediately.

Guys go to bars, pretend to have lots of money, buy girls drinks, and take them home to have sex with them.  That's not very different than paying an escort or picking up a street walker.

In fact, It's arguably more honest to do the latter.

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unfortunately, most states if not all have done away with the common law rule that said that it wasn't rape if the woman was your wife.

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Pie,

Totally agree. And people just aren't honest with each other these days.

dpenguins,

I would call outlawing marital rape a good thing. But husbands still feel cheated if their wives deny them sex, and women put out to maintain their hopefully mutually advantageous partnership.

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dpenguins 2050

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

12 (edited by dpenguins 18-Dec-2012 03:50:57)

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are you a pimp justinian or male love slave by any chance?  i swear ive seen like 20 pro prostitution threads started by you yikes

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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dpenguins,

No, I'm just tired of alpha males like Kemp taking 2-4 women out of circulation at a time.

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It's an interesting topic.

I think prostitution should be legalized for a number of reasons, but the one that stands out most to me is the opportunity to create a safer environment for people who are going to pay for sex anyway.

I think the porn industry is a good example of the effectiveness of regulation.  Sure there are still scares and people fudge test results, but I would be willing to bet that having sex with some random woman you meet at a bar or club is probably higher risk than having sex with a porn star.  Alcohol is often involved too so that's just more judgement by both parties that go out the window for the sake of getting laid.

Then there's also the fact that some guys just don't have the time, energy, charisma, or whatever to bed women on their own.  Yeah that sucks for them and they "shouldn't" have to "rely" on paying for sex but really why shouldn't they be allowed the choice?  If a woman is willing to sell sex for money, what's the problem?  Yes I'm sure some women will do it just because they need the money and would really rather not, but that's exactly what happens in the porn industry and the law doesn't seem to have a problem with that.  Seems pretty hypocritical to me.

Then there's the economics.  Tax the service and get some money into the state and/or country instead of the underground that is currently reaping the monetary benefit.

I really don't understand why it is illegal.  I'm guessing it's for dubious "moral" reasons probably related to good old fashion "christian values".  Ugh.

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15 (edited by BeoWolfe 18-Dec-2012 19:16:24)

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No marriage is criminal because extortion is illegal.  Women always use there feminine wiles to bewitch men into doing things they don't want to do!

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I tried not to get married, but she threatened to cut me off. I can do without sex, but who's going to pay my bills?

Modestus Experitus

Arby: A very strict mod, reminds me of a fat redneck who drives a truck around all day with a beer in one hand. I hated this guy at the start, however, I played a round in PW with him where he went as an anonymous player. Our fam got smashed up and everyone pretty much left. Arby stayed around and helped out the remaining family. At the end of the round he revealed himself.... My views on him have changed since. Your a good guy.....